Fable Beard Co.
The Lunatic - Beard Conditioner - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices
The Lunatic - Beard Conditioner - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🧠🕯️ The Lunatic – Beard Conditioner
Madness in the Mind. Mystery in the Air. Power in Your Beard.
Tonka Bean | Vanilla Mist | Warm Spices
He doesn’t just escape—he transforms. The Lunatic paces the forgotten corridors of Boron with an unsettling calm and a scent that captivates like a whispered secret. A strange brew of rich Tonka Bean, ghostly Vanilla Mist, and spiced warmth turns every wash into a ritual of controlled chaos.
This isn’t just beard conditioner—it’s a deep, restorative plunge into softening madness and eerie elegance.
🌀 Scent Profile:
Tonka Bean – Rich and addictive, like the calm before the breakdown
Vanilla Mist – Soft and hazy, like a memory that doesn’t belong
Warm Spices – Flickers of heat in the shadows of the mind
💧 What’s Included:
✔ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Daily hydration infused with the brilliance of madness
🧩 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Resilient through every escape attempt
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks hydration like a padded room
✔ Deep Conditioning – Revives even the most tormented strands
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – From chaos to control in one use
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Echoes like footsteps in the asylum
✔ Calms Skin Beneath – Soothes the storm beneath the surface
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Fragrance (IFRA-compliant and deeply disturbed), Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Lunatic doesn’t leave your beard smoother, stronger, and hauntingly unforgettable—we’ll replace it. No straightjacket required.
🧠 Soften the Madness. Hydrate the Havoc. Embrace The Lunatic.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for minds on the edge and beards that dare to follow.
Smells great and keeps my beard sawft






