The Lunatic - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices

🧠🌑 The Lunatic – Basic Beard Balm Kit
He Didn’t Just Escape. He Emerged with Intention.

Tonka Bean | Vanilla Mist | Warm Spices

They say he doesn’t knock—he appears, like a forgotten thought or a shadow that moved when it shouldn't have. The Lunatic isn’t your average presence—he’s the one they still whisper about, the one who left the Institute with a grin and a scent that unnerves and intoxicates in equal measure.

He doesn’t sneak in. He takes over. A bold blend of rich Tonka Bean, ghostly Vanilla Mist, and spiced warmth, The Lunatic delivers calm control and hypnotic power to every beard—leaving behind a trail of twisted intrigue wherever he roams.

🌀 Scent Profile:

Tonka Bean – Deep, dark sweetness with a taste of obsession
Vanilla Mist – Soft and strange, like comfort that’s watching you
Warm Spices – A heat that simmers beneath the surface

🧔 What’s Inside:

✔ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, softens, and fuels your beard with dark charisma
✔ Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with firm hold and a scent that lingers like a memory you can’t place

🧩 Why Choose The Lunatic Basic Beard Balm Kit?

✅ Essential Beard Ritual – Your daily duo for hydration, control, and creeping confidence
✅ Signature Scent of Madness – Bold, sweet, and disturbingly magnetic
✅ Premium Ingredients – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe for every bearded wanderer of the mind
✅ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee – If the scent doesn’t stir your soul—we’ll exchange it. No padded room required.

🧠 Smell the Madness. Groom the Control. Become The Lunatic.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the bold, the broken, and the beards that know too much.