Fable Beard Co.
The Marionette - Beard Conditioner - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
The Marionette - Beard Conditioner - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🪡🎭 The Marionette – Beard Conditioner
Strings in His Grip. Smoke in the Air. Power in Your Beard.
Warm Mulled Cider | Splintered Mahogany | Velvet Pipe Smoke
He doesn’t just perform—he ensnares. The Marionette, born of The Dollmaker’s eerie genius, glides through shadowed halls and forgotten stages, pulling you into a dance you didn’t agree to join. With a scent that enchants and unsettles, this twisted blend of warm mulled cider, splintered mahogany, and velvet pipe smoke transforms every rinse into a chilling encore.
This isn’t just beard conditioner—it’s a deep, restorative waltz for unruly beards, threaded with eerie elegance and autumnal power.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
Warm Mulled Cider – Sweet and spiced, like a cursed invitation to the show
Splintered Mahogany – Sharp and dark, echoing broken stage boards and shattered strings
Velvet Pipe Smoke – Smooth, smoky, and hypnotic as a lullaby with no end
💧 What’s Included:
✔ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Daily hydration stitched with sinister sophistication
🩰 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Resilient through every twist and tug
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks hydration like a marionette sealed in his box
✔ Deep Conditioning – Revives and softens even the most misbehaving strands
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – From frayed to flawless with each use
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like applause from a forgotten audience
✔ Calms Skin Beneath – Soothes the foundation of your performance
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Fragrance (IFRA-compliant and deliciously haunting), Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Marionette doesn’t leave your beard smooth, strong, and performance-ready—we’ll replace it. No strings attached.
🪡 Soften the Shadows. Hydrate the Haunting. Dance with The Marionette.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the cursed, the created, and the beards that never quite escape the stage.






