🗡️⚡ The Surgeon – Beard Balm
Cuts Precise. Sterile Sting. Shape in the Shadows.
Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood
You don’t notice him at first—only the cold silence of the room. Then comes the sting, the cut of steel, and the grip that never releases. The Surgeon holds fast, shaping with exacting precision and binding with a touch sharpened by madness. His scent lingers in every breath—bitter black tea leaves steeped in darkness, sterile lemon tincture slicing clean, and cursed amberwood weighing heavy like a scar that refuses to fade. Once applied, nothing is left untouched.
This isn’t just balm—it’s surgical control in your hands. A tool to tame, lock in hydration, and hold your beard in place with relentless precision.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Bitter clarity, sharp and grounding
Sterile Lemon Tincture – Clinical brightness, sharp as a scalpel
Cursed Amberwood – Resinous dread, lingering like a scar
🪚 A Fragrance That Cuts and Commands
The Surgeon Beard Balm is crafted to shape, condition, and control your beard with firm hold and a haunting scent that endures.
✅ What’s Included:
2 oz Beard Balm – Shape, tame, and protect your beard with nourishing control and sinister scent
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Health & Strength – Reinforced with surgical precision
✔ Seals in Moisture – Hydration stitched in place
✔ Deep Conditioning – Restores resilience to every strand
✔ Tames Beard Hairs – Flexible hold with exacting control
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Sterile sting that lingers all day
✔ Supports Skin Health – Comfort beneath the blade
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Strengthens and adds a scalpel-sharp sheen
Coconut Oil – Moisturizes with fleeting comfort
Sweet Almond Oil – Rich in vitamins for beard health
Argan Oil – Restores elasticity, healing what was cut away
Jojoba Oil – Balances and conditions beneath the surface
Shea Butter – Deep moisture, binding strength with softness
Beeswax – Structure and hold, as unyielding as steel
Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant) – Sterile, sinister, unforgettable
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Surgeon doesn’t style, shape, and bind your beard with his cold precision and haunting scent—we’ll release you. No questions asked.
🗡️ Step Into His Operating Room. Shape with Precision. Wear The Surgeon.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the scarred, the relentless, and the beards marked by the blade.
