Fable Beard Co.
The Surgeon - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
The Surgeon - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🗡️⚡ The Surgeon – Basic Beard Balm Kit
He Swore to Heal in Life. Now His Cuts Bind You.
Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood
They say you sense him before you see him—a chill in the silence, the weight of steel waiting to strike. Then comes the sting—precise, sharp, and unrelenting. The Surgeon doesn’t simply appear—he overwhelms, binding your beard in control, strength, and a scent that cuts deep. Bitter black tea leaves steep in dark clarity, sterile lemon tincture slices clean as a scalpel, and cursed amberwood lingers heavy like a scar that never fades.
He doesn’t request. He commands. A bold fragrance and powerful formula built to hydrate, style, and leave your beard unforgettable.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Bitter austerity, grounding and dark
Sterile Lemon Tincture – Clinical sting, sharp as steel
Cursed Amberwood – Resinous dread that endures like a scar
🧔 What’s Inside:
✔ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, softens, and strengthens with surgical precision
✔ Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with firm hold and lasting fragrance
🎯 Why Choose The Surgeon Basic Beard Balm Kit?
✅ Essential Beard Ritual – Your daily duo for hydration, structure, and control
✅ Signature Bold Scent – Bitter, sterile, and unforgettable
✅ Premium Ingredients – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee – If The Surgeon doesn’t leave his mark—we’ll release you. No questions asked.
🗡️ Step Into His Operating Room. Groom with Precision. Wear The Surgeon.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the scarred, the relentless, and the beards marked by the blade.







