The Surgeon - Deodorant - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood

🗡️ The Surgeon – Natural Deodorant
Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood

Once, he was a doctor sworn to heal—but obsession rotted his oath. His cure was pain, his tools sharpened into torment. With a surgical glove laced with knives and needles, The Surgeon carved a legacy of horror that no patient ever survived. Death did not silence him. Now, he works still—an eternal practitioner of suffering, his presence lingering with every cut of his scent: the dark austerity of black tea leaves, the sterile sting of lemon tincture, and the cursed weight of amberwood that follows like a shadow you can’t shake.

He healed no one in life.
In eternity, he only wounds.

🧩 Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Dark, bitter clarity from the abyss
Sterile Lemon Tincture – A clinical sting, sharp as a scalpel
Cursed Amberwood – Heavy, sinister resin binding the soul to his table

🧪 About Our Natural Deodorant
Forged in the warped theater of his operating room, The Surgeon’s aluminum-free formula slices through sweat and clamps down on odor. Smooth on, endure long—this is strength stitched in horror.

🎯 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Aluminum-Free – Freedom without anesthesia
✔ Long-Lasting Freshness – Precision that never falters
✔ Skin-Friendly – Comfort beneath the blade
✔ Luring Scent – Dark, sterile, and unforgettable

🌿 Key Ingredients:
Beeswax – Holds the incision together
Coconut Oil – Soothes where the knife bites deepest
Shea Butter – A fleeting balm in endless torment
Arrowroot Powder – Absorbs the aftermath of the cut
Baking Soda – Sterilizes decay at its source
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, cursed and clinical

🔐 Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Surgeon doesn’t carve his way into your legend, we’ll refund, replace, or release you—no questions asked.

🗡️ Step into His Operating Room. Wear the Madness.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare to be scarred forever.