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The Ugly Sweater Guy Beard Oil & Balm Kit
Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
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Shop the Adventure Pack · $ 29.99The story of The Ugly Sweater Guy
Enter the World of The Ugly Sweater Guy
The Ugly Sweater Guy tells the tale of the life of every holiday party. Decked out in the loudest sweater in the room and armed with his cringe-worthy antics, he is the guy everyone can't help but love, even when they can't stop cringing. Butterscotch bourbon brings a rich, smooth festive warmth, balsam fir adds the fresh, green aroma of the holiday forest, and vanilla cookies finish with soft, sugary sweetness straight from the oven. The Ugly Sweater Guy embodies the fun, the warmth, and the joyful chaos of the season.
Scent Profile
🥃 Butterscotch Bourbon – Rich and warm, adding a smooth, festive spirit
🌲 Balsam Fir – Fresh and evergreen, bringing the holiday forest indoors
🍪 Vanilla Cookies – Soft and sugary, like cookies fresh from the oven
What's Inside
Beard Oil (1 oz): Hydrates and conditions with The Ugly Sweater Guy’s party-inspired blend
Beard Balm (2 oz): Shapes, conditions, and provides flexible all-day hold with The Ugly Sweater Guy’s party-inspired blend
Why Choose The Ugly Sweater Guy Basic Beard Care Kit?
Essential beard care built for confidence and everyday performance
Simple, effective grooming focused on softness, control, and daily beard health
Premium formulations made with all-natural, cold-pressed oils and phthalate-free ingredients
Step into the story with The Ugly Sweater Guy from Fable Beard Co. and transform your daily grooming routine into a festive holiday tale filled with butterscotch bourbon, fresh balsam fir, and warm vanilla cookies fresh from the oven.
The Wizard’s Promise
All-natural, cold-pressed oils
Phthalate-free and beard-safe
Made in the USA
Long-lasting performance and scent endurance
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Wizard’s magic doesn’t leave you satisfied—or if The Ugly Sweater Guy isn’t the right fit—we’ll exchange it for another fragrance, no questions asked.
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Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.
About the Oil & Balm Kit
The Oil & Balm Kit pairs a 1 oz beard oil with a 2 oz beard balm in the same scent: oil to soften, balm to shape.
How to use it
1. A few drops of oil, worked through to the skin.
2. A little balm on top to style.
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