The Undead - Beard Conditioner - Green Apples, Sour Candy, Bubblegum Brains

The Undead – Beard Conditioner
Back from the Dead. Hungry for More. Impossible to Kill.

Green Apples | Sour Candy | Bubblegum Brains

The Undead Beard Conditioner is crafted for the man who refuses to stay buried. Somewhere within the chaos of the CarnEvil, the dead have risen—and The Undead is shambling straight toward the midway. With rotting flesh, an insatiable hunger, and just enough of his former self left to make him dangerously unpredictable, he wanders among the living in search of his next victim. The Undead embodies the twisted fun of the outbreak, where the gruesome and the sweet collide in one strangely addictive zombie-inspired fragrance.

Scent Profile
🍏 Green Apples – Crisp, tart green apples bursting with sharp, juicy freshness
🍬 Sour Candy – Mouth-puckering candy coated in an electrifying rush of sugary sweetness
🧠 Bubblegum Brains – Chewy pink bubblegum sweetness with a gruesomely playful zombie twist

What's Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deeply hydrates, softens, and strengthens with The Undead's wickedly sweet zombie-inspired formula

Benefits
Deeply moisturizes dry, coarse beard hair
Softens and smooths for improved manageability
Helps reduce tangles, frizz, and breakage
Strengthens beard hair while supporting healthy growth
Nourishes the beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and comfortable
Infuses your beard with a tart, sweet candy fragrance that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Essential for hydration.
Aloe Vera – Soothes skin irritation and helps repair dry skin.
Cetearyl Alcohol – Softens beard hair and helps relieve dryness.
Coco-Glucoside – Natural coconut-derived cleanser for hair and skin.
Shea Butter – Moisturizes while helping support healthy-looking beard hair.
BTMS – Plant-derived conditioning agent that improves softness and manageability.
Xanthan Gum – Natural thickener for a smooth, consistent formula.
Sunflower Oil – Rich in nourishing fatty acids for healthy hydration.
Olive Oil – Moisturizes beard hair while helping prevent skin irritation.
Avocado Oil – Deeply hydrates with naturally rich fatty acids.
Wheat Germ Oil – Rich in Vitamin B to help support healthy beard growth.
Castor Oil – Conditions beard hair with Vitamin E and omega fatty acids.
Coconut Oil – Adds softness, shine, and helps reduce breakage.
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes beard hair while helping seal in moisture.
Argan Oil – Rich in Vitamin E to enhance softness and natural shine.
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture while supporting healthy skin beneath the beard.
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate – Antimicrobial preservative for product freshness.
Citric Acid – Helps maintain an ideal pH balance.
Lactic Acid – Gentle preservative that supports product stability.
Tocopherol – Vitamin E antioxidant that helps nourish beard hair.
Decyl Glucoside – Mild coconut-derived cleansing agent.
Lauryl Betaine – Gentle surfactant that enhances cleansing performance.
Benzoic Acid – Natural stabilizer that helps preserve freshness.
Dehydroacetic Acid – Gentle preservative for lasting product stability.
Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Undead doesn't leave your beard feeling softer, healthier, and ready to rise from the grave, we'll make it right—no questions asked.

Back from the dead.
Hungry for more.

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