Tilt-A-Hurl Beard Conditioner

Tilt-A-Hurl – Beard Conditioner
The Ride Spins. The Midway Blurs. Hold On Tight.

Juicy Fair Peaches | Cinnamon Sugar Crumble | Vanilla Milk

Tilt-A-Hurl Beard Conditioner captures the dizzying thrill of one of The Devil’s Midway’s most chaotic attractions. The rusted cars spin faster beneath the flashing carnival lights as laughter turns to screams and the entire midway becomes a blur. Sweet peaches fill the night air, cinnamon-sugar crumble drifts from the concession stands, and creamy vanilla milk adds a smooth finish to this deliciously twisted carnival scent. Once the ride begins, there’s no slowing it down—and no guarantee it will ever stop.

Scent Profile
🍑 Juicy Fair Peaches – Ripe, succulent peaches bursting with sweet fairground flavor
🥧 Cinnamon Sugar Crumble – Warm, buttery crumble coated in sweet cinnamon sugar
🥛 Vanilla Milk – Smooth, creamy vanilla milk with a soft, comforting sweetness

What’s Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deeply hydrates, softens, and strengthens with Tilt-A-Hurl’s sweet, carnival-inspired formula

Benefits
Deeply moisturizes dry, coarse beard hair
Softens and smooths for improved manageability
Helps reduce tangles, frizz, and breakage
Strengthens beard hair while supporting healthy growth
Nourishes the beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and comfortable
Infuses your beard with a sweet, creamy carnival fragrance that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Essential for hydration
Aloe Vera – Soothes skin irritation and helps repair dry skin
Cetearyl Alcohol – Softens beard hair and helps relieve dryness
Coco-Glucoside – Natural coconut-derived cleanser for hair and skin
Shea Butter – Moisturizes while helping support healthy-looking beard hair
BTMS – Plant-derived conditioning agent that improves softness and manageability
Xanthan Gum – Natural thickener for a smooth, consistent formula
Sunflower Oil – Rich in nourishing fatty acids for healthy hydration
Olive Oil – Moisturizes beard hair while helping prevent skin irritation
Avocado Oil – Deeply hydrates with naturally rich fatty acids
Wheat Germ Oil – Rich in vitamin B to help support healthy beard growth
Castor Oil – Conditions beard hair with vitamin E and omega fatty acids
Coconut Oil – Adds softness and shine while helping reduce breakage
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes beard hair while helping seal in moisture
Argan Oil – Rich in vitamin E to enhance softness and natural shine
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture while supporting healthy skin beneath the beard
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate – Antimicrobial preservative for product freshness
Citric Acid – Helps maintain an ideal pH balance
Lactic Acid – Gentle preservative that supports product stability
Tocopherol – Vitamin E antioxidant that helps nourish beard hair
Decyl Glucoside – Mild coconut-derived cleansing agent
Lauryl Betaine – Gentle surfactant that enhances cleansing performance
Benzoic Acid – Natural stabilizer that helps preserve freshness
Dehydroacetic Acid – Gentle preservative for lasting product stability
Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Tilt-A-Hurl doesn’t leave your beard feeling softer, healthier, and ready for another spin, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.

The ride spins faster.
How long can you hold on?

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.