Collection: Beard Balm: Shape the Story. Command the Chaos.

"Tired, hungry, exhausted, and wounded as you pull up to your favorite tavern within the Boron Provence. Your fellow adventurers seat themselves in stools beside you, quiet where the tavern is boisterous with song and drink. You still curse yourself inwardly as you recall the heat of the battle hours ago. Everything was going so well! The rush of the fight! The sound your sword made as you cut through your foes, turning arrow and axe alike! And then? Tragedy! In the blink of an eye, when the battle should have turned your way, you were driven half-mad with an itchy beard, dropping your weapon to scratch at your dried-out skin. 

A massive barkeep with a knowing light in his eye stops by you. "Looks like you could use a bit of a pick-me-up," he rumbles. Setting aside the tankard he was cleaning. He places a small container before you. 

"What is this?" You ask. The Barkeep smiles, leaning toward you with a wink. 

My friend, let me introduce you to the best smelling beard balm in the realms from Fable Beard Co. Whether you are the Hero, The Gunslinger, The Teacher, Inventor, Lover, Artist, or more—The Wizard has created a magical beard balm for all. Fable's best beard balm promotes healthier, more robust beards while sealing in moisture—preventing possibly disastrous beard itching. The best beard balm on the market today is deeply moisturizing within the hair follicles themselves while allowing optimal growth conditions for a glorious set of whiskers and softening them for easier styling and management.

With long-lasting scents, our best smelling beard balm will carry you through the toughest days, dungeons, and daily quests while reducing and calming skin irritation. Will all-natural cold-pressed oils free of the wicked phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, you'll want Fable's best smelling beard balm with you no matter where you go. 

With Fable Beard Co., if you aren't enchanted by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance doesn't appear to suit you, Fable is happy to exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked. Simply write a missive to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeardco.com."