The Bard - Beard Balm - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt

🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻

Gliding through the dimly lit corners of a bustling medieval hall with a whisper of melody and a vibe of intrigue, The Bard is the master of song, charm, and poignant narratives. Whether commanding the feast or blending into the soft light of the torches, his presence lingers—mystical, enigmatic, and unforgettable. A figure cloaked in lyrical mastery, he embodies the art of storytelling, revealing only what he chooses through the verses that flow effortlessly.

His essence—a harmonious blend of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—captures the spirit of ancient gatherings, the crackle of a warm fire, and the comforting embrace of a well-worn leather tome.

Scent Profile

• Inviting All Spice – Rich and velvety, like the first note of a well-crafted ballad.
• Aged Dark Rum – Zesty and intoxicating, adding a robust twist to the sophisticated blend.
• Black Sea Salt – Subtle and refined, enhancing the depth that lingers into the twilight hours.

A Fragrance as Smooth as The Bard Himself

The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a way of life. It’s an invitation to feel the rhythm of epic tales, to sway with the verses, and to get lost in the narrative. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard balm nourishes, tames, and styles your beard, enveloping you in an aroma as timeless and effortless as lore itself.

What’s Included

✅ Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tame even the wildest beards with a smooth hold and nurturing care.

Benefits

• Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard resilient and stylish.
• Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness, ensuring lasting softness and touchability.
• Deeply Moisturizes – Conditions for optimal beard growth and manageability.
• Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling with a polished, bardic finish.
• Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling crisp, refined, and confident all night.
• Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy beard growth.

Directions

1️⃣ Scoop out the desired amount. 2️⃣ Warm by rubbing between your palms. 3️⃣ Work into your beard and style for a sleek, refined look.

Ingredients

• Castor Oil – Strengthens and fortifies your beard for any bardic performance.
• Coconut Oil – Adds shine and prevents breakage, keeping your beard smooth yet defined.
• Sweet Almond Oil – Locks in moisture to protect against dryness.
• Argan Oil – Packed with antioxidants, keeping your beard healthy and luxurious.
• Jojoba Oil – Provides essential nutrients for growth and resilience.
• Shea Butter – Softens and soothes both your beard and skin.
• Beeswax – Ensures a smooth hold that lasts through every verse and tale.
• Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering The Bard’s irresistibly smooth and refreshing scent.

🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻

• 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
• 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
• 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
• 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee

If the rhythm and soul of The Bard don’t sway you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

🎻 Step Into the Verse, Command the Atmosphere 🎻

Embrace the essence of ancient tales, the smoothness of a good story, and the irresistible allure of a night filled with epic lore. Let your beard reflect the sophistication, refinement, and soulful narratives of The Bard—a scent crafted for those who live for storytelling, move with confidence, and leave an unforgettable impression.