Collection: Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.
Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.
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Stoneheart - Beard Conditioner - Warm Marzipan, Pureed Strawberries, Fragrant Stonefruit
5.0 / 5.0
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The Illustrator - Beard Conditioner - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
5.0 / 5.0
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The Keeper - Beard Conditioner - Exotic Tobacco, Citrus Zest, Ancient Woods, and Spicy Patchouli
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The Goldmonger - Beard Conditioner - Sun-Soaked Bergamot, Fresh Greenery, Vanilla Dust
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Lucky Guy - Beard Conditioner - Cooling Sea Water, Clean Oak Moss, Golden Sugarcane
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Burrow - Beard Conditioner - Mineralic Mint, Cave Dried Herbs, Lemon Zest
5.0 / 5.0
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Gleamfoot - Beard Conditioner - Vibrant Ozone, Orange Spark, Clean Eucalyptus
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The Bootlegger - Beard Conditioner - Oak Barrel Whiskey, Candied Lemon, Burnt Sugar
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The Ore - Beard Conditioner - Grounding Driftwood, Juicy Grapefruit, Earthy Minerals
5.0 / 5.0
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Mayor Cloverton - Beard Conditioner - Refreshing Rosemary, Mossy Cedarwood, Aromatic Coriander
4.5 / 5.0
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The Explorer - Beard Conditioner - Silver Birch, Cosmic Air Accord, Dark Mineral Musk
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The Appalachian - Beard Conditioner - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
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Beard Conditioners!
"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out.
You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters.
"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.
"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil.
This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him. "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face. "Yer gonna need it."
As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"
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Been using Fable beard oil for years. No others compare
My underarms are as bad as most peoples feet get. They itch and burn, since I been using The Druid Deodarant it's been much better. Thank you
Bye the way, my father's mother, an Irish imigrant comes from the son of the bear clan (Mac Mathghamhna). One of the largest and fiierce clans from Monaghan County.
I've tried a lot of beard balms. Liked them all for different reasons. This is the first one that I could still smell over 12 hours later! You could say it's the formula Fable uses, but it isn't. It's magic, plain and simple. There is a reason it is called The Warlock, afterall. Don't be afraid. If the scent profile is something that sounds intriguing to you, buy it! You won't regret it. This was my first order from the company. It is not my last.
Peaches are my favorite summer fruit. This scent is amazing!!! You smell the peach the skin, the meat and even the green leaves. It’s one of my favorite fable scents!!! The berries ans the cream. You can smell it all day. The butters are phenomenal and among my all time favorite. I use in the morning and in the evening!!
Moisturizes my beard without being greasy and smells great. My lady loves playing in my beard now.
It cleans and conditions my beard perfect. The scent is fantastic and I highly recommend The Musketeer beard was and conditioner.
Great scent and great ingredients
The marzipan and strawberry really sing in this. The scent comes through in this cologne rather strongly, so you can deal with using only a couple of sprays in key areas. It's tied for my favorite spring scent. A+
I’m a sucker for a good lemon and whiskey scent and this one really hits the mark! Smells great and lasts all day!
I chose this scent as a finalist to wear on my upcoming wedding day. It's competing with scents from Luxurious ****, Deadman's, and Tabletop, but what might put it as number one for me is the carrier blend and how it makes my specific beard feel. I have a long salt-and-pepper beard, and I shower in hard water from our own well, and this blend makes my beard very soft, but also retains its styling ability. 10/10, will always have this oil and butter on hand.
It was Nice Guy! It’s definitely not one of my favorites but it is still a pretty good oil!
Smells absolutely amazing! Even better in the beard!
Smells like what people think is a fresh dew morning.
This scent is excellent, with so much nuance but an overall manly scent. One of my favorites.
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Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
4.9 / 5.0
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The Marksman - Beard Conditioner - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
4.68 / 5.0
(60) 60 total reviews
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