Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Fable Beard Co.
Shannon Z
Fable Beard Co.
Absolutely incredible (tried the deodorant)

My seemingly unending quest to find the perfect deodorant has reached its zenith. On a whim, I ordered the Baker deodorant (I’m female, obsessed with gourmand scents). For the past week I have had NO body smell. There was no “detoxing” my old deodorant smell, nothing weird. The scent absolutely is photorealistic donut with cinnamon- reminds me vaguely of “crumb couture” perfume, but very mild. I’ve raved about it in perfume groups online. I can’t stop referring it to friends and family. As of today, when I came to write this review, I see it’s sold out, and I truly hope I was the one to put it over the edge. Kudos to you guys for making an amazing product. I just ordered about 6 more scents haha. I suggest adding this scent to your sister site because I know gourmand obsessed women would love this one.

Astro Miner - Cologne - Starlit Cologne, Meteor Ash, Golden Amber
Ian B
Astro Miner - Cologne - Starlit Cologne, Meteor Ash, Golden Amber
Really good but different

I like my Astro Miner cologne and I've been wearing it a lot lately. It's a bit different though. It does have as sweet smell, especially after you've been wearing it for a bit, but initially it smells of something kinda grassy and earthy. Then I look at the artwork and I think, yeah, maybe this is what an asteroid would smell like! It's definitely a dude smell :) Thanks for creating such unique smells, Fable. There is no one else out doing what you are doing!

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Michael Williams
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Troll

One of my favorite scents

The Imposter - Beard Wash - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
Michael Lusk
The Imposter - Beard Wash - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
The Imposter smells great!

This is now one  of my favorite scents! It smells clean and fresh as well as unique! Has a cologne like scent is how I could best describe it .  It is a must try for sure to keep your beard looking and feeling and smelling great!
I love it so much I got the whole kit including deodorant, cologne, oil, butter and deodorant!

The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Bryan
The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods

Absolutely love everything about this product. I will be a return customer for as long as they are in business.

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
M. R. Ross
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
The Troll - one of my favorites!

The Troll is a wonderful scent reminiscent of early Spring - fresh, warm and vibrant.
It makes my beard soft, fragrant and radiant...like it's been combed and kissed by the Fairies of Spring.

The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Curtis K
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
My favorite!

This stuff is the best! You can smell the orange and vanilla all day long. Not overpowering. Just right!

The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Michael
The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist

One of my favs

Free Anniversary Beard Oil
Michael
Free Anniversary Beard Oil

Awesome stuff

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Michael
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

Smells great

Free Anniversary Beard Butter
Michael
Free Anniversary Beard Butter

Always great stuff from fable

The Warlock - Beard Balm - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
HECTOR E ORTEGA HERNANDEZ
The Warlock - Beard Balm - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Awesome!

I ordered the warlock bear balm and deodorant, and let me tell you I completely love the products. The scent is awesome. Definitely will try the other scents and products.

Dr. Wolf - Deodorant - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
D.E.O.J.
Dr. Wolf - Deodorant - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Great product, perfect for sensitive skin. Quality non-toxic ingredients that work well beyond 24 hours. Love the scent.

The Marksman - Deodorant - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
D.E.O.J.
The Marksman - Deodorant - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

Great product, perfect for sensitive skin. Quality non-toxic ingredients that work well beyond 24 hours.

The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
D.E.O.J.
The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany

Great product, perfect for sensitive skin. Quality non-toxic ingredients that work well beyond 24 hours. Love the scent.

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