Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Captain Crimson - Beard Wash - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Anonymous
Captain Crimson - Beard Wash - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Customer that will be back

Love the beard wash and beard butter I bought they both smell fantastic said my wife.

The Rat King - Beard Oil - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing
Raiju
The Rat King - Beard Oil - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing
My Gf loves the smell

I’ve gotten multiple scents from here and so far this is her favorite

The Chimney Sweep - Beard Oil - Winterberry Bushes, Chimney Plumes, Fresh Snowfall, Woodsy Cigar
Nancy C
The Chimney Sweep - Beard Oil - Winterberry Bushes, Chimney Plumes, Fresh Snowfall, Woodsy Cigar
Gift for Hubby

Was looking for cute stocking stuffers and came across this beard oil. I bought 2 and got 1 as a free gift. This is one that I picked out and our favorite. We’ll be buying more of this one once we’re out!

Sant-O-Lantern - Cologne - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Cathy Masiello
Sant-O-Lantern - Cologne - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Sant-O-Latern!!

Wearing this as I write and absolutely LOVE it. It's more Christmas than Halloween for sure, the warmth of evergreen and the sweetness of the pomegranate make a truly delicious combo. I only wish it lasted a bit longer as I feel like I have to reapply every couple of hours.

The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Heriberto Herrera
The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods

Thos complements a spice based cologne, like a Burberry Fabric, or Azzarro, etc.

The Toy Maker - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco
Heriberto Herrera
The Toy Maker - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco

It smells sweet, but also smells rich and manly. My kids always compliment me.

The Pioneer - Beard Oil - Apple Butter, Toasted Marshmallow, and Vanilla Liquor
Heriberto Herrera
The Pioneer - Beard Oil - Apple Butter, Toasted Marshmallow, and Vanilla Liquor

I'm wearing this one right now, I keep going back to it. It complements a lot of various scents and colognes.

The Pied Piper - Beard Oil - Mashed Sugared Apples, Iced Fir Needles, and Warm Mahogany
Heriberto Herrera
The Pied Piper - Beard Oil - Mashed Sugared Apples, Iced Fir Needles, and Warm Mahogany

This smells so good, it is seasonal enough to wear during the season, and outside of the season.

The Rat King - Beard Conditioner - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing
Robert Primm
The Rat King - Beard Conditioner - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing
Nice

Very nice extra smooth and creamy

The Rat King - Beard Wash - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing
Robert Primm
The Rat King - Beard Wash - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing
Great

Greatest smell, I didn’t think it would smell like that but it fooled me

The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
Scott Thrower
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
Boozy business

Smells like the overly confident dude that got into the booze at the workplace Christmas party. But I love it. One of my favorites for the holidays.

The Ginger Beard Man - Beard Butter - Warm Gingerbread, Rich Toffee, and Christmas Spices
Jaime Beltran
The Ginger Beard Man - Beard Butter - Warm Gingerbread, Rich Toffee, and Christmas Spices
Keep coming back

I purchased the entire set of the gingerbread man. There were lot of compliments given to me at work. I love the scent. I keep buying more ! Thank you for your quality products.

The Claus - Beard Conditioner - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
Todd EASTWOOD
The Claus - Beard Conditioner - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
The Clause beard products are awesome

Clause beard products are awesome

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Boone Kowalis
$1,000 Mega Box Giveaway Entry

$1,000 Mega Box Giveaway Entry

Krampus - Basic Beard Care Kit
Brad Phillips
Krampus - Basic Beard Care Kit
Love it!!

Finally got my Black Friday shipment in and immediately put on Krampus. I absolutely love this one. Got compliments all day about how good it smelled.

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