Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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from 33307 reviews
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
jose worden
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Love it

Great scent and new fav

The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Fred Francisco
The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Vessel

It’s light with a refreshing smell , the wife loves it so I’m happy with that

The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
George Bayrouty
The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
The Druid

I purchased the Druid oil, balm and butter and I have to say I love the Bergamot scent. Mixed with Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf. Wow what an incredible scent and the scent stays with you for hours.

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Nicholas Hilliman
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Fire elemental oil.

I love the scent. It's great, I wish it was part of the main line.

The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Balm
A.C.
The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Balm

One of my favourite scents that they do!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Patricia Shoaf
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
He smells delicious!

You’ve made my husband smell delicious with The Baker. I woke to find him setting naked on a serving tray holding a cup of coffee for me. What was I to do?

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Kylie Warren
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Peach rings and sweet tea!!

Absolutely amazing scent! Reminds me of peach rings and an Arizona tea you’d get from the corner store as a kid! Heck, I still pick up that combo every once in a while!!

The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Jeremy
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
This stuff is legend

If you're a fellow adventurer or simply an NPC looking for great smelling beard products; look no further. You’ve stumbled onto a dragon’s hold worth!

The Distiller - Deodorant - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Jon Choate
The Distiller - Deodorant - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Very nice smell

Nice long lasting scent with hints of sweetness.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Colby Sanner
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
The Distiller

Such an amazing scent! Very on par with the rest of their line.

Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Steven Riesenberg
Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Dr. Lavender

Dr. Lavender is a long-lasting, lavender-forward scent. The oil, butter, and especially the deodorant are great.

The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
eric ike
The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Just an amazing product and company!

I purchased the wizard butter and oil along with astro miner set. These products were amazing the scent of the wizard was stellar! Long lasting, it made my beard ridiculously soft, manageable, tame and my wife loved it! Their website is engaging their company is based on inclusiveness and amazing creative products. I would recommend the wizard to anybody who wanted to know about it that's why I'm telling you on this review now if you haven't heard or tried Fable beard you owe it to yourself to try them it's an absolutely incredible company and an amazing product offered

The Wizard - Beard Conditioner - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Coleman
The Wizard - Beard Conditioner - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Smell Great, Look Great, Feel Great

Great scents as always and look forward to the same great quality I have come to find since switching to this brand. Would do a factory tour in a heartbeat just to enjoy the scents.

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Kory
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Awesome Scent!

I was very impressed by the scent of the Marksman. It smelled better than I expected and the scent lasts all day and gives my beard a great shine. Highly recommended.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Robert Adamczyk
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
I can only wish

I never got a $500 mystery box give away as this email states. Nothing was ever delivered to me so I have no clue what this means. I wish I had won something but that never happens to me.

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