Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Angela Ramos
Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jennifer
Fable Army Subscription Kit

Great scent!

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jennifer
Fable Army Subscription Kit

Great scent! Very pleased!

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jennifer
Fable Army Subscription Kit

We got this to use as a lotion and it was fantastic!! Great scent and did wonders on dry skin!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Brownie
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Excellent product

Perfect amount of fragrance without being overbearing. Its a pleasant aroma of autumn if anything

The Imposter - Deodorant - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
James
The Imposter - Deodorant - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak

Already had one of these just bought the 2nd one bc i love the scent 😍

The Illustrator - Deodorant - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
James
The Illustrator - Deodorant - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar

A1 smell! Very fresh very summer like scent too 🔥

Dr. Slumber - Beard Butter - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Rob McSherry
Dr. Slumber - Beard Butter - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Good stuff!

Good sized jar of butter. Easy to scoop out. Melts quickly in my hands. Tames the crazy hairs just enough without weighing beard down. Smells amazing.

Interstellar - Cologne - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
Ben Jenkins
Interstellar - Cologne - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
Great scent!

This is the only product in the Interstellar line that doesn’t burn and irritate my skin. Unfortunate I can’t use the other products because I love the scent.

The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Taryn Mino
The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Awesome!

Fantastic scent! Smells super clean, one of my top 5!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Terry ogden
Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dr.Wolf

Absolutely incredible scent,product

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Steven Hall
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Michael Kernaghan
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.

Love this scent, reminds me of a Celcius peach energy drink without the carbonation. Very smooth.

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Loren
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

Smell is absolutely amazing! Highly recommend- makes my beard shiny Nd soft as well

The Grower - Deodorant - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Loren
The Grower - Deodorant - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

Smell is incredible! And doesnt irritate my sensitive skin!

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