Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Edward Taylor
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Scribe

Awesome smell. Combo of chocolate and coffee

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Spike Colyer
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
An epic scent

This product exceeded my expectations. It's a beard butter, so the soft texture makes it easy to distribute evenly. It tames my beard and gives it a healthy shine. But what knocked my socks off is the aroma. It's delicious. It brought back sweet memories of partying in the 70s.

Interstellar - Beard Oil - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
James Miller
Interstellar - Beard Oil - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
Great scent

Love the oils in this one! This makes my beard look and smell great!

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Stanley Wheeler
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Interesting Contest

Maybe I'll will one day.

Interstellar - Beard Butter - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
Scott
Interstellar - Beard Butter - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry

Fantastic product! Smells great, looks healthy. Cant wait to order a variety of scents and products. Thank you!

Astro Miner - Beard Oil - Starlit Cologne, Meteor Ash, Golden Amber
Michael G Holland
Astro Miner - Beard Oil - Starlit Cologne, Meteor Ash, Golden Amber

Man I love that scent , I wish it wasn’t going away

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John Derocha
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The Bard - Deodorant - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Troy Ellis
The Bard - Deodorant - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
First time getting deodorant

I am not disappointed. Scent lasts all day. Can't ask for a better product!!

The Wizard - Beard Balm - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Jeremy
The Wizard - Beard Balm - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Creative and Smells Great

I was skeptical at first, but I enjoy the Wizard and the Iamgineer scents. Quality oils and the smell lasts all day. My beard is soft, my skin is moisturized and I can’t help but smile smelling like a Wizard!

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Mike
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Makes my beard soft (Updated)

I also likes how it lasts for more than a day

The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Butter
Curtis K
The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Butter
The Teacher is Awesome!

Absolutely love this smell! Smells like a basket of fruit has punched you in the face with a tinge of Vanilla to boot!

The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Curtis K
The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Great Smell!

Absolutely love this smell! Smells like a basket of fruit with a tinge of Vanilla! Had to get me some extras!

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Conditioner
William
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Conditioner

Order arrived quick and the products smelled great!

Mystery Gift
Jordan Schroeder
Mystery Gift
Favorite order yet!

Received this when I placed an order for 6 other scents. I ended up receiving a heartbreaker oil and am glad I did as missed out when it was available!

The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Brendan Steele
The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Amazing!!!

Great butter with a strong smell

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