Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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The Grower - Deodorant - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Patrick Grillo
The Grower - Deodorant - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Wow

Paired with the teacher beard oil. Its awesome. Excellent as always. My girl loves it my family loves the way i smell and i couldnt be happier.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Darrin Klinko
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Fruity deliciousness!💯

I’ve bought around 14 oils in just about a month and man this one is my favorite by far! Definitely a fruity Pebbles kind of scent with a mellow tone to it! Get you some!

The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Robert
The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

My favorite Fable deodorant scent. This one is strong and offers 24 hour protection.

World Eater - Deodorant - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Robert
World Eater - Deodorant - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog

Great scent, great deodorant protection.

Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Robert
Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Great scent, great natural deodorant protection.

The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Michael Wharton
The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Awesome scent!

This scent is one of my favorites from Fable. I don't really smell much of the lavender or eucalyptus but the scent is great. To me I smell more of a clean scent with some spice to it. The scent lasts all day, yet isn't overpowering. It's the type of scent that goes with any occasion. I like it so much I have it in oil, butter, and balm.

The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Wizard Seb
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Another Wizard reviewing the Wizard’s “The Wizard”

I thought I already left a review for my first purchase of this scent, but I just got it for my buddy too who lives states away and got asked for review by email / he said he also loves the scent, both of us give 10/10 and we both think it’s orange icing on cinnamon rolls , with a very faint bourbon smell in the background , I just shaved and only have a stache now so unfortunately it doesn’t last as long for scent, but when I did have a beard, easily 5-6 hours worth, and after that you’ll pick it up with a drift of wind , my buddy says he smelled it for around 10 ish, so my nose might be weaker but yeah, but most importantly , this scent and oil in particular feels great on the face and beard

The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Jon Choate
The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Unique

Pleasant unique smell.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Kevin Prestenbach
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Best deodorant ever!!

I have fallen in love with every scent of deodorant I’ve tried from Fable. They small fantastic, they last all day! The best in the business!! I’ll be a Fable customer for life!! #FABLERULES

The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Adam
The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

I loved this! Smells amazing! I won’t say it’s doughnut scented, but more of a spiced maple, with hints of vanilla.

The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Adam
The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

I loved this! Smells amazing! I won’t say it’s doughnut scented, but more of a spiced maple, with hints of vanilla.

The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Jennifer
The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

I love this pine and outdoorsy forest scent. One of my favs!!

Wizard Reward 2024
Jerry
Wizard Reward 2024

Phenomenal box. I wasnt sure about the Nebulite, but it is better than I anticipated. Not too strong on the cucumber. 👍🏻

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Jerry
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence

Really excited about this scent. Will go well with last summer’s scents.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Brian Richmond
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Thank you!

To start, I wanted to say thank you to fable! The megabox included a laundry list worth of great products. Included were items that I probably wouldn’t have bought on my own and some that I really wanted to try. For the items that I probably would not have purchased on my own, I’m still glad to have received them and will definitely give them a try. These items were the deodorant and cologne spray. The other items were great, smelled great, and will be put to good use! Thank you fable!

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