Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Kevin
The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

Scent is great, long lasting.

The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Kevin
The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

Scent is great, long lasting.

The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Kevin
The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

Scent is great, long lasting.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Raze
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Smells great

I wasn't a blueberry fan until Dr Wolf, because why not, right? Let me tell you, this stuff is a miracle in a bottle. My beard has never been softer. I love all the compliments also! Highly recommended!

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Mark
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Awesome!!!! Fable outdid themselves with these!!!!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Toby Spanos
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Beard butters

The beard butters are amazingl especially the bourbon and the blueberry
Smells so so real and last all day love your products
The blueberries. Tobacco is my favorite

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Mike
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All 3 of the scents are amazing

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Matthew
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dr. Wolf…..Amazing!!

Fable Beard Co. products are amazing. The scents are unique and unlike any others that I have tried over the last 12 years. Fable for life. Quality and quantity is above the bar. Keep up the good work and keep innovating.

The Distiller - Beard Balm - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Gabriel
The Distiller - Beard Balm - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods

My wife loves most of the scents. The Balms make my beard soft and subtle.

The Musketeer - Beard Oil - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
Kylie Warren
The Musketeer - Beard Oil - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
My favorite mainline scent ever!

This scent is definitely a winner! I absolutely love how the walnut and cognac are wrapped together with the Smokey gunpowder. Sweet, nutty, Smokey cologne!

The Hero - Deodorant - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Jennifer Evans
The Hero - Deodorant - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Great smelling Deodorant!

Hero Deo smells fantastic and goes on smooth. Works all day.

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Joshua Pollock
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World Eater Beard Oil — Orange Dreamsicle for the Win

I don’t know what kind of sorcery Fable’s working with, but World Eater is unreal. The second I opened the bottle, it hit me with straight-up orange dreamsicle vibes—vanilla ice cream and tangy orange sherbet—with a mysterious something-something they call “etrog” that makes it feel like dessert got upgraded to cosmic level.

Here’s what I know:
• It goes on smooth, no grease.
• My beard feels soft, looks amazing, and smells like nostalgia.
• My wife leaned in mid-hug and said, “Okay, that’s the one.”

I’ve tried a ton of oils, but this one? It’s bold, fun, and flat-out awesome. If you want a beard that smells like a sweet trip through the universe, this is your ride.

The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Troy Ellis
The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Love it

Great scent, lasts all day. Was hesitant at first, but glad I bought it.

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Gregory Rice
Fable Army Subscription Kit
Fantastic Product

I'm very happy with the Fable Arny Subscription Kit. The customization options, from being able to choose which products you want, to being able to set which date you want the subscription to hit, are fantastic. And of course, the exclusive scents are out of this world. If you're in the fence, I highly recommend giving it a shot!

The Vessel - Deodorant - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Tiffany Jones
The Vessel - Deodorant - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Smells good

It smells good. Tho there's a fruit smell it's still manly

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