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Captain CrimsonBeard Conditioner · 8 oz · Softens & detangles

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Captain Crimson: Ruler of the High Seas

Through stormy trials and tempestuous seas, Captain Crimson emerges transformed—a figure of resilience and glory. No longer merely Red, he has become Crimson, sailing into the storm with unmatched strength and determination. His essence captures the spirit of adventure, with the rich blend of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla—a fragrance as bold and commanding as the captain himself.

Scent Profile:

  • Creamy Coconut: Smooth and indulgent, reminiscent of tropical escapes.
  • Warm Amber: Deep and luxurious, exuding timeless strength.
  • Sea Salt: Crisp and invigorating, capturing the essence of the open sea.
  • Fresh Vanilla: Sweet and comforting, balancing boldness with familiarity.

Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embrace transformation and triumph. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard conditioner nourishes and softens your beard while surrounding you with the captivating essence of the high seas.

What’s Included:

  • 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner: Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.

Benefits:

  • Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard robust and nourished.
  • Seals in Moisture: Locks in hydration, preventing dryness and irritation.
  • Deep Moisturization: Nourishes for optimal growth and smoothness.
  • Softens Beard Hairs: Ensures easy styling and a polished finish.
  • Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling bold and refined all day.
  • Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes irritation, promoting healthier growth.

The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Directions:

  1. Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
  2. Wait 5 minutes.
  3. Rinse for a clean, refreshed beard.

Ingredients & Benefits:

  • Water: Essential for hydration.
  • Aloe Vera: Soothes irritation and repairs damaged skin.
  • Cetearyl Alcohol: Softens hair and heals dry skin.
  • Coco-Glucoside: Gentle, coconut-derived cleanser.
  • Shea Butter: Moisturizes and promotes collagen production.
  • BTMS: Plant-based conditioning agent.
  • Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener.
  • Sunflower Oil: Rich in fatty acids, deeply nourishing.
  • Olive Oil: Moisturizes and prevents irritation.
  • Avocado Oil: Deeply moisturizing, rich in oleic acid.
  • Wheat Germ Oil: Encourages growth with Vitamin B.
  • Castor Oil: Conditions and adds shine.
  • Coconut Oil: Softens and prevents breakage.
  • Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a protective sealant.
  • Argan Oil: Rich in Vitamin E, offering antioxidant protection.
  • Jojoba Oil: Strengthens and fortifies beard hair.
  • Silver Dihydrogen Citrate: Natural antimicrobial preservative.
  • Citric Acid: pH balancer for gentle care.
  • Lactic Acid: Preserves and smooths hair.
  • Tocopherol: Vitamin E for added nourishment.
  • Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If the transformation of Captain Crimson doesn’t inspire you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

Embrace the power, adventure, and triumph of Captain Crimson, and let your beard journey reflect the courage and mastery of the high seas.

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