Chatterbox - Beard Oil - Browned Butter Glaze, Charred Pumpkin Sugar, Spiced Baked Apple

🗣️🔥 Chatterbox – Beard Oil
Screams Eternal. Burnt Sweetness. Autumn Fire.

Browned Butter Glaze | Charred Pumpkin Sugar | Spiced Baked Apple

He lived in silence once—his voice stolen, his words locked away in a prison of flesh. But torment has a way of breaking free. Now, in death, Chatterbox howls without end, his screams tearing through eternity with no release. His presence clings to you in every drop—sweet browned butter glaze turned bitter by torment, charred pumpkin sugar smoldering with rage, and spiced baked apple burning warm before crumbling into despair. Comfort scorched, sweetness shattered, silence destroyed.

This isn’t just beard oil—it’s bottled torment, crafted for those whose beards carry the weight of screams that will never stop.

🪚 Scent Profile:
Browned Butter Glaze – Rich, golden sweetness warped by pain
Charred Pumpkin Sugar – Smoldering autumn sweetness, blackened by rage
Spiced Baked Apple – Warm indulgence turned to ash and sorrow

🧴 What’s Included:
1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and styles your beard with the unending howl of Chatterbox

🪚 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard from Root to Tip
✔ Seals in Moisture for all-day hydration
✔ Deep Conditioning for healthier growth
✔ Softens and Tames unruly beards
✔ Long-Lasting Scent for all-day wear
✔ Soothes and nourishes the skin beneath

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:

Castor Oil – Promotes thickness and strength

Coconut Oil – Provides lightweight moisture and shine

Sweet Almond Oil – Rich in vitamins for softer, healthier hair

Argan Oil – Improves elasticity and reduces dryness

Jojoba Oil – Balances natural oils and conditions hair

Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant) – Safe, long-lasting scent

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If Chatterbox doesn’t bind your beard in strength, scent, and endless scream—we’ll release you. No questions asked.

🗣️ Shatter the Silence. Feel the Howl. Wear Chatterbox.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the tormented, the unbound, and the beards that echo forever.