The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
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The Distiller: Boron’s Master Craftsman
A cornerstone of the Fable Beard Co. franchise, The Distiller is the celebrated supplier of fine tastings and expert craftsmanship to the adventurers of Boron. Known for his mastery and attention to detail, The Distiller embodies the spirit of refinement, camaraderie, and tradition. His tale is one of dedication, creating rich blends that inspire connection and warmth across the realm.
Scent Profile:
- Mulled Spices: Warm and inviting, evoking the comfort of a shared drink by the fire.
- Aged Bourbon: Smooth and sophisticated, a nod to timeless craftsmanship.
- Deep Barrel Woods: Rich and earthy, grounding the scent in robust tradition.
The Distiller isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a tribute to the art of refinement. This premium beard oil nourishes and conditions your beard while surrounding you with a scent that exudes warmth, sophistication, and timeless allure.
Whether you’re preparing for a day of bold pursuits or savoring a moment of stillness, The Distiller is the ultimate grooming companion. Let your beard journey reflect the tradition and mastery of Boron’s most iconic craftsman.
What’s Included:
- Beard Oil (1 oz): Hydrate and condition your beard with The Distiller’s signature blend, featuring notes of mulled spices, aged bourbon, and deep barrel woods.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard well-conditioned and resilient.
- Seals in Moisture: Prevents dryness, locking in hydration for long-lasting softness.
- Deep Moisturization: Nourishes from within for optimal growth and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Ensures easy styling and a polished appearance.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling rich and captivating all day.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath the beard.
Ingredients:
- Castor Oil: Rich in vitamin E, perfect for conditioning and strength.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine and softness while preventing breakage.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant, protecting and nourishing your beard.
- Argan Oil: Antioxidant and UV protector, providing softness and protection.
- Jojoba Oil: Packed with essential nutrients for optimal growth.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering The Distiller's timeless essence.
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
💧 Dropper Top
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Distiller doesn’t inspire you or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Embrace the warmth, tradition, and mastery of The Distiller and let your beard journey echo the legacy of Boron’s most renowned craftsman.
If you like the smell of burbon and oak, this one's for you.
Smells so damn good
Great product, even better community!!
Great merchandise all good
Got my hands on some oil before he went missing. Easily became my top 3!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
FAQ
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Why do I need anything for my beard at all?
Maybe you’re thinking, “I don’t need anything for my beard,” but beards shouldn't be itchy, dandruffy, or, let's be honest, simply lackluster.
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Am I manly enough for beard care?
Yes. It’s a worthwhile sidequest to invest in a little daily routine just for you! As an additional plus, we often hear, “I love it, but she loves it more.”
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Will this make my beard less sparse or spotty?
Maybe in the past, you were promised a Rapunzel length beard and got scammed. Don’t worry, snake oil isn’t on our offering list. Frankly that’s a false promise 99% of the time you see it. But, your beard will look fuller, be moisturized for easier combing & cleaning, and smell incredible for hours.
Here’s a quick rundown of what makes our potions extraordinary:
AII-Natural Alchemy
Crafted from cold-pressed oils, our elixirs work in harmony with your beard, imbuing it with vitality and strength!
Brewed in the USA
Yep, every drop is all American-made right here, where freedom and beards go hand in hand!
Phthalate Houdini
Our potions are untainted by harmful phthalates, ensuring your beard remains pure and untarnished!
Scent Swagger
Our scents linger for 8-10 hours, making sure you smell as
legendary as your beard looks. Some call it sorcery!
THE WIZARDS PROMISE
No matter where in your beard journey you're at. If you’re not smell struck with Fable Beard Co, contact us within 90 days of purchase and we’ll work some magic to make it right!
Ingredients
Beard Oil
- Castor Oil - High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil - Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage
- Sweet Almond Oil -Sealant and beard protector
- Argan Oil - Anti-Oxidant, UV Protector, High in Vitamin E
- Jojoba Oil - Promotes beard strength and rich in vitamins and mineral
- Skin Safe Fragrance Oil - Meets all IFRA Safety Standards
BEWARE!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our enchanted elixirs don’t stay on the shelves for long (especially if they’re a limited edition!). Time’s ticking, and your beard deserves to experience the magic. Don’t be the guy who waits too long, only to find out it’s all gone!