🎅🔥 Chimney Creep – Beard Oil
Burnt Mischief. Twisted Cheer. The Smell of Christmas Gone Wrong.
Smoldering Fireplace | Christmas Trees | Twisted Candy Cane
When the fire crackles and the night turns quiet, beware the Chimney Creep—a soot-streaked shadow crawling down the flue, grinning through the smoke. Once a jolly gift-giver, now a charred trickster born from the flames. His scent fills the air with the smoldering comfort of a dying fireplace, the ghostly green of scorched Christmas trees, and a wicked twist of candy cane sweetness gone delightfully mad. Smooth, bold, and unforgettable, this fragrance clings to your beard like the ghost of holidays past.
This isn’t just beard oil—it’s Christmas mayhem bottled and unleashed. Hydrate, restore, and carry the scent of burnt cheer and peppermint sin wherever the season takes you.
🎄 Scent Profile:
🔥 Smoldering Fireplace – Ashes and embered warmth that haunt the senses
🌲 Christmas Trees – Charred evergreen resilience beneath the smoke
🍭 Twisted Candy Cane – Sweet peppermint corruption swirled with fire
🧴 What’s Included:
1 x 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, strengthens, and softens with the dark magic of Chimney Creep
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens from Root to Tip – Builds resilience through the holiday chaos
✔ Locks in Moisture – Deep hydration for lasting softness and shine
✔ Deep Conditioning – Promotes strong, healthy, soot-free growth
✔ Softens & Tames – Smoke-slick control for even the wildest beards
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – A burnt-sweet trail that lingers through the night
✔ Soothes Skin Beneath – Comfort and calm beneath the chaos
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Strengthens and fuels healthy beard growth
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration with a soft, fiery sheen
Sweet Almond Oil – Deep nourishment with festive vitality
Argan Oil – Restores and adds brilliant shine from the ashes
Jojoba Oil – Balances and conditions for year-round softness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, holiday havoc perfected
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Chimney Creep doesn’t hydrate, soften, and awaken your dark holiday spirit—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🔥 Rise from the ashes. Rule the night. Wear the scent of twisted Christmas.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who bring chaos down the chimney.
