🍦💀 Corpsicle – Beard Balm ❄️🚨
Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla
He once rolled through neighborhoods handing out frozen joy. Now he rides again—cold, cursed, and sweeter than he has any right to be. Corpsicle, the undead ice cream truck driver, stalks summer nights with a scent so twistedly sweet, it lingers long after his jingle fades into static.
This terrifyingly delicious blend—Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, and Infectious Vanilla—wraps your beard in something sticky, smooth, and just a bit sinister. It’s grooming for those who wear their legend like a second skin… or a melted scoop.
🍧 Scent Profile
Blood Raspberry – Tart and bright, with a bite that bleeds
Blackscary Jam – Dark, sticky sweetness with a haunting twist
Infectious Vanilla – Smooth and sugary, dangerously comforting
🧊 A Fragrance That Freezes in Place
Corpsicle Beard Balm tames, hydrates, and locks in your style with a scent that chills the spine and softens the scruff. Made with premium ingredients, it delivers lightweight hold and long-lasting scent that haunts like a whisper behind the truck.
✅ What’s Included
Beard Balm (2 oz) – Condition, shape, and scent your beard with cold-blooded style.
💪 Benefits
Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Fortifies your beard like a frozen fortress
Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like frost on a windshield
Deeply Moisturizes – Softens every strand with haunted hydration
Softens Beard Hairs – Tames unruly texture with supernatural control
Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like sugar on scorched pavement
Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and protects skin chilled by the night
⚗️ Ingredients
Castor Oil – Strengthens and shields each hair
Coconut Oil – Deeply conditions and enhances smoothness
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes and hydrates
Argan Oil – Rich in antioxidants for healthy growth
Jojoba Oil – Balances and protects
Shea Butter – Softens and supports skin and hair health
Beeswax – Offers light hold and structure
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and skin-safe, capturing Corpsicle’s signature sweet-chill horror
❄️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Corpsicle doesn’t chill your senses—or the scent doesn’t stick like syrup on asphalt—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.
🍦 Groom Cold. Smell Sweet. Become Corpsicle. 💀
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who serve dessert from beyond the grave.
