Corpsicle - Beard Oil - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Beard Oil ❄️🚨

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

Once the friendly hum of his ice cream truck meant summer treats. Now, it’s the sound of doom on wheels. Corpsicle, the undead ice cream truck driver, serves screams with sprinkles—his haunting scent leaving a chill that no sunbeam can melt.

This frozen nightmare—Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, and Infectious Vanilla—is a terrifyingly sweet blend of nostalgic delight and lingering horror. It’s fruity. It’s creamy. It’s disturbingly cold.

❄️ Scent Profile

Blood Raspberry – Tart and juicy, with a sinister drip

Blackscary Jam – Deep, dark, and terrifyingly sweet

Infectious Vanilla – Smooth and creamy with a viral bite

🍦 Corpsicle Isn’t Just a Scent—It’s a Chill That Creeps.

Crafted with premium, skin-safe ingredients, Corpsicle Beard Oil hydrates, softens, and strengthens your beard while surrounding it in a scent that says you’ve been licked by death—and liked it.

✅ What’s Included

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with Corpsicle’s twisted frozen delight.

💪 Benefits

Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Freezes in nutrients and hydrates deeply

Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like frost on a forgotten cone

Deep Moisturization – Keeps your beard soft, cold, and touchably terrifying

Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth, silky strands—chilled to perfection

Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like a sugar rush from the grave

Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes the skin beneath with undead coolness

⚗️ Ingredients

Castor Oil – Strengthens and fortifies

Coconut Oil – Adds shine and softness

Sweet Almond Oil – Deep hydration and repair

Argan Oil – Antioxidant-packed nourishment

Jojoba Oil – Balances natural oils for skin and hair

Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and skin-safe, capturing Corpsicle’s icy-sweet horror

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Corpsicle doesn’t freeze your senses in the best way—or the scent doesn’t haunt your memory—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Chill Sweet. Lurk Loud. Become Corpsicle. 💀
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who serve ice cream... and terror.