Corpsicle Complete Balm Kit

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Complete Beard Care Kit ❄️🧟♂️

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

He used to hand out frozen treats. Now he is the treat. Corpsicle, the undead ice cream truck driver, cruises the streets of Fable with frost in his veins and a melody that chills to the bone. His scent? Sickeningly sweet. Dangerously smooth. And impossible to forget.

The Corpsicle Complete Beard Care Kit is your full-service chill zone—everything you need to cleanse, condition, soften, and scent your beard in a blend that smells like childhood nostalgia resurrected from the grave.

🍧 Scent Profile

Blood Raspberry – Tart and juicy, with a crimson bite

Blackscary Jam – Sweet and shadowy, the kind that sticks

Infectious Vanilla – Creamy, haunting, and comfort twisted into fear

🧔 What’s Inside:

✔ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and revive with skin-safe frozen sweetness
✔ Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tame and style with icy control
✔ Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanse away the day (or decay) without stripping
✔ Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restore softness and shine after a cold, dark ride

💥 Why Choose the Corpsicle Kit?

Complete Grooming System – From clean to chill, everything’s included

Frozen Signature Scent – Sweet, twisted, and unforgettable

Crafted with Purpose – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe

Undead-Level Results – A beard that’s soft, strong, and smelling like frozen fear

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Corpsicle doesn’t freeze your senses—in all the right ways—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Freeze Time. Frighten Noses. Become Corpsicle. 💀

Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who know that summer’s sweetest treats can also be its most terrifying.