Corpsicle Complete Butter Kit

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Complete Beard Care Kit ❄️🚨

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

He once rang bells on summer streets. Now, he haunts them. Corpsicle, the undead ice cream truck driver, chills the air with his haunting melody—and leaves behind a trail of frozen dread. Sweet, sticky, and disturbingly smooth, his scent isn’t just nostalgic—it’s cursed.

The Corpsicle Complete Beard Care Kit delivers everything you need for a frightfully fresh grooming routine. From wash to style, it cloaks your beard in the dangerously addictive aroma of Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, and Infectious Vanilla—like dessert raised from the grave.

🍧 Scent Profile:

Blood Raspberry – Tart, juicy, and just a little too red

Blackscary Jam – Deep, dark sweetness that sticks like fear

Infectious Vanilla – Creamy, comforting... until it creeps in

🧔 What’s Inside:

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and revive with sugar-fueled slickness

Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deep condition and soften with haunted indulgence

Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanse the grime of the afterlife from your beard

Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restore smoothness and shine after the freeze

💥 Why Choose the Corpsicle Kit?

Full Grooming Routine – Wash, nourish, and style—all in one killer kit

Frightfully Sweet Scent – Childhood treat turned midnight chill

Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, skin-safe ingredients

Dead Cool Results – A soft, strong beard that smells like sugar-coated doom

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Corpsicle doesn’t freeze your senses—in the best way—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Chill Your Beard. Freeze the Room. Become Corpsicle. 💀

Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who remember when summer turned scary.