Hitchhiker - Beard Conditioner - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass

🔥🚛 Hitchhiker – Beard Conditioner

Birch Tar | Extinguished Smoke | Rain-Soaked Grass

He died in a blaze of steel and flame—but that wasn’t the end. The Hitchhiker drags himself back mile after mile, a ghost bound to the blacktop. His scent rolls in like low thunder and scorched rubber: charred birch tar, smoldering smoke, and the breath of rain-soaked grass still clinging to the wreckage.

This beard conditioner doesn’t just hydrate—it resurrects. It softens, strengthens, and shields your beard while wrapping it in the haunting signature of a fiery end and an earthy return. Perfect for the bold, the restless, and the road-haunted.

💀 Scent Profile:

Birch Tar – Smoky and bitter, like a rig burned down to the bolts
Extinguished Smoke – Ashen and warm, rising from the ruins
Rain-Soaked Grass – Fresh, earthy, and dripping with ghostly memory

💥 What’s Included:

✔ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Daily hydration for beards that don’t quit—even after death.

💪 Benefits:

✔ Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard rolling when the road tries to stop you
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like fog on forgotten highways
✔ Deep Moisturization – Smooth from root to tip, even when the storm hits
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Leaves your beard road-ready and fire-forged
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like exhaust and embers
✔ Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes the damage done under the beardline

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:

Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Fragrance (IFRA-compliant), Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If Hitchhiker doesn’t bring your beard back from the wreck—or the scent doesn’t ride with you mile after mile—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🚛 Groom with Fire. Smell Like the Wreck. Become Hitchhiker.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the cursed who still chase the open road.