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Hitchhiker - Beard Oil - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass

Hitchhiker - Beard Oil - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass

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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

💯 Free of damaging phthalates

🇺🇸 Made in the USA

👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

🔥🚛 Hitchhiker – Beard Oil

Birch Tar | Extinguished Smoke | Rain-Soaked Grass

He died where the asphalt cracked and the flames roared high—but something didn’t stay buried. The Hitchhiker rides again, a scorched silhouette drifting through fogged-up mirrors and rearview regrets. His scent rolls in before he does—charred, smoky, and soaked with the ghost of roadside rain.

This is no ordinary beard oil. It’s the essence of the wreck and the road, forged in flame and shadow. With smoky birch tar, smoldering fire ash, and earthy grass dampened by downpour, Hitchhiker wraps your beard in haunting resilience and highway grit.


💀 Scent Profile

Birch Tar – Smoky, leathery, and bold—like the blackened remains of a burned-out rig
Extinguished Smoke – Ash and ember, clinging like the ghost of a firestorm
Rain-Soaked Grass – Fresh and earthy, the final memory of the place he died


🧴 What’s Included

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with the fire-scarred soul of the Hitchhiker.


💥 Benefits

Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Built for the beards of the damned and determined
Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like smoke clings to steel
Deep Moisturization – Nourishes your beard with post-apocalyptic power
Softens Beard Hairs – Smooths the storm and calms the chaos
Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like diesel and despair
Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes even scorched earth beneath your beard


⚗️ Ingredients

Castor Oil – Strengthens like steel-reinforced silence

Coconut Oil – Adds sheen with the whisper of combustion

Sweet Almond Oil – Deep hydration for the long haul

Argan Oil – Rich, restorative, and crash-tested

Jojoba Oil – Balances your beard after the wreck

Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, skin-safe, and eerily unforgettable


Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Hitchhiker doesn’t set your senses ablaze—or if the scent doesn’t resurrect something primal—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🚛 Smell Burnt. Ride Again. Become Hitchhiker.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who haunt the highways and never miss a mile.

    Customer Reviews

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    Jay (Stockbridge, US)
    The bundle is key

    I ordered a couple different scents I didn’t care for 2 of them but the hitch hiker was so good I ordered the bundle the shampoo, conditioner the butter and more oil! I absolutely love it the shampoo makes my beard feel super clean. The conditioner makes it super soft read the label and let it sit for that 5 min or more and the butter and oil keeps smelling great all day!! I’ll definitely continue to order these bundles and trying new scents but I highly recommend the hitch hiker!

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    Justin Canary (Carpentersville, US)
    Love this.

    I really enjoyed my experience with this scent. I was very impressed with the sweetness of this scent along with the hint of grass. My wife can't keep her hands off me.

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    Juan Arroyo (Sacramento, US)
    It was okay

    I was expecting something diffrent it wast not smokey or Burch it was light and fresh

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