Fable Beard Co.
Hitchhiker - Beard Oil - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
Hitchhiker - Beard Oil - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isnāt what you expected, weāll exchange it for anotherāno questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expectĀ fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizardās Promise
The Wizardās Promise
šæ All-natural cold-pressed oils
šÆ Free of damaging phthalates
šŗšø Made in the USA
šš» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
š„š Hitchhiker ā Beard Oil
Birch Tar | Extinguished Smoke | Rain-Soaked Grass
He died where the asphalt cracked and the flames roared highābut something didnāt stay buried. The Hitchhiker rides again, a scorched silhouette drifting through fogged-up mirrors and rearview regrets. His scent rolls in before he doesācharred, smoky, and soaked with the ghost of roadside rain.
This is no ordinary beard oil. Itās the essence of the wreck and the road, forged in flame and shadow. With smoky birch tar, smoldering fire ash, and earthy grass dampened by downpour, Hitchhiker wraps your beard in haunting resilience and highway grit.
š Scent Profile
Birch Tar ā Smoky, leathery, and boldālike the blackened remains of a burned-out rig
Extinguished Smoke ā Ash and ember, clinging like the ghost of a firestorm
Rain-Soaked Grass ā Fresh and earthy, the final memory of the place he died
š§“ Whatās Included
Beard Oil (1 oz) ā Hydrate and condition your beard with the fire-scarred soul of the Hitchhiker.
š„ Benefits
ā Promotes Beard Health and Strength ā Built for the beards of the damned and determined
ā Seals in Moisture ā Locks in hydration like smoke clings to steel
ā Deep Moisturization ā Nourishes your beard with post-apocalyptic power
ā Softens Beard Hairs ā Smooths the storm and calms the chaos
ā Long-Lasting Scent ā Lingers like diesel and despair
ā Reduces Skin Irritation ā Soothes even scorched earth beneath your beard
āļø Ingredients
Castor Oil ā Strengthens like steel-reinforced silence
Coconut Oil ā Adds sheen with the whisper of combustion
Sweet Almond Oil ā Deep hydration for the long haul
Argan Oil ā Rich, restorative, and crash-tested
Jojoba Oil ā Balances your beard after the wreck
Fragrance Oil ā IFRA-compliant, skin-safe, and eerily unforgettable
Fableās Risk-Free Guarantee
If Hitchhiker doesnāt set your senses ablazeāor if the scent doesnāt resurrect something primalāweāll exchange it. No questions asked.
š Smell Burnt. Ride Again. Become Hitchhiker.
Only from Fable Beard Co.ācrafted for those who haunt the highways and never miss a mile.






