Loch Ness - Beard Oil - Mossy Shores, Scotch Pine, Cryptic Waters, Dark Sage
Loch Ness - Beard Oil - Mossy Shores, Scotch Pine, Cryptic Waters, Dark Sage
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Step into the mysterious and powerful realm of Loch Ness, a beard oil that captures the essence of ancient waters and untold secrets. Unleashed by the Warlock's dark magic, Loch Ness emerges from the cryptic depths, driven by a force as old as time itself. As this legendary creature roams the misty shores and hidden coves of Boron, the air around him is filled with the scent of mossy shores, scotch pine, cryptic waters, and dark sage. This blend evokes the mystique and raw power of Loch Ness as it moves silently through the waters, a force of nature awakened by darkness.
Scent Profile:
- Mossy Shores: Fresh and earthy, this opening note transports you to the damp, mysterious shores where Loch Ness resides.
- Scotch Pine: Crisp and invigorating, scotch pine adds a forested depth, reminiscent of the rugged landscapes surrounding the cryptic waters.
- Cryptic Waters: Deep, dark, and elusive, this note reflects the enigmatic nature of Loch Ness, full of hidden mysteries.
- Dark Sage: Herbaceous and bold, dark sage adds an ancient, mystical quality to the blend, grounding the scent in the wisdom of the ages.
Loch Ness is more than just a scent—it’s an embodiment of ancient power and the allure of the unknown. This premium blend not only conditions and softens your beard but also surrounds you with an aura of mystery, strength, and timeless intrigue.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Ensures a robust, healthy beard, capable of withstanding the elements of nature and time.
- Seals in Moisture: Prevents beard itch by locking in hydration, keeping your beard comfortable and nourished.
- Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deep within the follicle, creating optimal growth conditions for a strong, well-maintained beard.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and management, whether you’re navigating the waters of Loch Ness or exploring new horizons.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling fresh and mysterious throughout the day and night.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports better beard growth by calming irritation, even in the harshest of environments.
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
💧 Dropper Top
Ingredients:
- Castor Oil: Rich in vitamin E and omega-6 fatty acids, perfect for conditioning and strengthening your beard.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine and softness, helping to prevent hair breakage while keeping your beard strong and healthy.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant and protector, keeping your beard resilient and full.
- Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, and high in vitamin E, guarding your beard against environmental damage.
- Jojoba Oil: Promotes beard strength and is rich in vitamins and minerals for optimal health and growth.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards, delivering a perfect blend of mystery and allure.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee: If the magic of Loch Ness doesn’t amaze you or if the fragrance you purchased just isn’t for you, we’ll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked. Embrace the ancient spirit of Loch Ness and let your beard journey flow with untold power.
Lochness was my first beard oil from this company and I was pleased with how well it works and smells. The notes that I smell, lightly earthy like nearby moss on a hike. The sage and pine notes are more of a mulled combined scent, if pressured to pick them out on a blind test, you'd be hard pressed to identify them individually. But the sense experience I have is similar to when you first get out of a car in the forest, that's the best I can do to describe that earthy note. There is a slight muskiness that I find very nice. The "cryptic waters" I would assume is the shower-freshness like scent that rounds out everything. This blend goes on a bit strong at first but tames to a comfortable level within the hour and lasts a long time. I love the scent. It smells clean and comforting, and my beard feels softer for it. Thank you for a great product.
BEST 1 yet! I had the lightning one (fruity pebbles) last, but this tops it! 11/10
Definitely buying again
Loch Ness Monster is great! It has a fresh and clean, aquatic and woodsy type of scent. You get the Pine upfront and then the clean mossy smell on the backend. This one is pretty potent and has really good wear time.