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Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl

Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl

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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard's Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Malt Shop Marty – Beard Oil
Smooth Strength. Classic Confidence. Built to Cruise.

Vanilla Ice Cream | Orange Soda | Whipped Cream Swirl

Some guys try to stand out.
Marty just does.

Malt Shop Marty Beard Oil is made for the guy who keeps it smooth, polished, and effortlessly dialed in. The one who shows up looking sharp, rides clean, and lets his presence do the talking. No noise, no flash—just real, undeniable cool.

Marty doesn’t force it.
He lives it.

Steady, confident, and always in control, he knows the best things take time—and a little care goes a long way. And just like a well-built ride, a great beard needs the right attention to keep it running smooth.

This beard oil delivers exactly that.

Lightweight, fast-absorbing, and deeply nourishing, it hydrates the skin beneath your beard while softening coarse hairs and eliminating itch at the source. No greasy shine. No heavy residue. Just a clean, smooth beard that looks and feels its best.

The scent sets the tone.

It opens with Vanilla Ice Cream, creamy, rich, and nostalgic—like the perfect scoop on a summer afternoon. Smooth, sweet, and instantly classic.

Next comes Orange Soda, bright, fizzy, and full of citrus pop. It adds a refreshing, playful spark that feels bold and straight out of a neon-lit drive-in.

Finally, Whipped Cream Swirl settles in—light, airy, and indulgently smooth, leaving behind a soft, creamy finish that lingers just right.

The result is smooth, sweet, and effortlessly cool—a scent that feels like chrome reflections, jukebox hits, and late-night cruises under glowing signs.

This isn’t about quick fixes.
It’s about staying smooth—every day.

Scent Profile
🍨 Vanilla Ice Cream – Creamy, nostalgic sweetness with classic smooth warmth
🍊 Orange Soda – Bright, fizzy citrus with playful energy
🍦 Whipped Cream Swirl – Light, airy sweetness with a soft, indulgent finish

What’s Included
1 × 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and keeps your beard running smooth with Malt Shop Marty’s everyday formula

Benefits
Eliminates beard itch at the source by hydrating the skin
Strengthens from root to tip for healthier growth
Locks in moisture to prevent dryness and breakage
Softens coarse hairs for a smooth, touchable beard
Absorbs quickly with no greasy shine
Leaves a smooth, nostalgic scent that lasts
Soothes and nourishes the skin beneath the beard

Ingredients & Benefits
Castor Oil – Encourages thicker, stronger growth
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration without heaviness
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes
Argan Oil – Adds shine and smoothness
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture and supports skin health
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Malt Shop Marty doesn’t keep your beard smooth, fresh, and ready to cruise, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.

Stay slick.
Stay cool.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — where every character has a story.

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      • Why do I need anything for my beard at all?

        Maybe you’re thinking, “I don’t need anything for my beard,” but beards shouldn't be itchy, dandruffy, or, let's be honest, simply lackluster.

      • Am I manly enough for beard care?

        Yes. It’s a worthwhile sidequest to invest in a little daily routine just for you! As an additional plus, we often hear, “I love it, but she loves it more.”

      • Will this make my beard less sparse or spotty?

        Maybe in the past, you were promised a Rapunzel length beard and got scammed. Don’t worry, snake oil isn’t on our offering list. Frankly that’s a false promise 99% of the time you see it. But, your beard will look fuller, be moisturized for easier combing & cleaning, and smell incredible for hours.

      Here’s a quick rundown of what makes our potions extraordinary:

      AII-Natural Alchemy

      Crafted from cold-pressed oils, our elixirs work in harmony with your beard, imbuing it with vitality and strength!

      Brewed in the USA

      Yep, every drop is all American-made right here, where freedom and beards go hand in hand!

      Phthalate Houdini

      Our potions are untainted by harmful phthalates, ensuring your beard remains pure and untarnished!

      Scent Swagger

      Our scents linger for 8-10 hours, making sure you smell as
      legendary as your beard looks. Some call it sorcery!

      THE WIZARDS PROMISE

      As the Wizard behind our small brand – I care deeply about our customers

      No matter where in your beard journey you're at. If you’re not smell struck with Fable Beard Co, contact us within 90 days of purchase and we’ll work some magic to make it right!

      Ingredients

      Beard Oil

      • Castor Oil - High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
      • Coconut Oil - Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage
      • Sweet Almond Oil -Sealant and beard protector
      • Argan Oil - Anti-Oxidant, UV Protector, High in Vitamin E
      • Jojoba Oil - Promotes beard strength and rich in vitamins and mineral
      • Skin Safe Fragrance Oil - Meets all IFRA Safety Standards

      BEWARE!

      I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our enchanted elixirs don’t stay on the shelves for long (especially if they’re a limited edition!). Time’s ticking, and your beard deserves to experience the magic. Don’t be the guy who waits too long, only to find out it’s all gone!