Missile Toe - Beard Oil - Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, Blackberry Puree

💥🎄 Missile Toe – Beard Oil
Fable’s Secret Service Defender of the North

Tactical Precision. Arctic Strength. The Scent of Holiday Command.

Red Holly Berries | Crisp Pinecones | Blackberry Puree

When the frost creeps close to Santa’s gates, Missile Toe answers the call. The North Pole’s elite heavy munitions expert, he stands guard over holiday magic with steady aim and unshakable resolve. Every drop of this beard oil embodies his mission—fortifying your beard, shielding your skin, and surrounding you with the bold, confident scent of winter’s might.

Bright red holly berries deliver a flash of festive intensity, crisp pinecones ground the senses in woodland freshness, and blackberry puree hums beneath it all with dark, sophisticated sweetness. It’s the scent of a soldier who never falters—and never misses his mark.

This isn’t just beard oil—it’s holiday defense in a bottle.

🎯 Scent Profile:
🍒 Red Holly Berries – Bright, spirited energy that cuts through the cold
🌲 Crisp Pinecones – Rugged, clean freshness straight from the winter woods
🫐 Blackberry Puree – Smooth, dark sweetness with a confident finish

🧴 What’s Included:
1 x 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, strengthens, and protects with Missile Toe’s arctic-grade formula

🎖️ Benefits:
✔ Strengthens from Root to Tip – Fortifies for even the harshest winter missions
✔ Locks in Moisture – Deep hydration that shields from frost and dryness
✔ Deep Conditioning – Restores strength and luster to every strand
✔ Softens & Tames – Smooth control for mission-ready grooming
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Crisp and bold freshness that lingers all day
✔ Soothes Skin Beneath – Comfort and protection beneath your beard’s armor

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Builds strength and encourages healthy growth
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration that withstands the cold
Sweet Almond Oil – Deeply nourishes and smooths
Argan Oil – Adds a polished shine worthy of a North Pole operative
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture and prevents irritation
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and engineered for lasting winter command

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Missile Toe doesn’t hydrate, strengthen, and keep your beard in battle-ready condition—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

💥 Hydrate. Fortify. Protect the Pole.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who stand watch over Christmas itself.