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Patient Zero Beard Oil
Tart Gummy Candy, Spiced Harvest Musk, Buttery Fried Dough
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Shop the Adventure Pack · $ 29.99The story of Patient Zero
Patient Zero – Beard Oil
The First Infected. The Beginning of the End.
Tart Gummy Candy | Spiced Harvest Musk | Buttery Fried Dough
The Patient Zero Beard Oil is crafted around the man who started it all. Before the panic spread through the CarnEvil, before the midway descended into chaos, there was Patient Zero—the first person infected by the mysterious virus that would soon consume the carnival. Whatever he was before is disappearing quickly as the infection takes hold, transforming him into something violent, unpredictable, and no longer entirely human. Patient Zero embodies the horrifying beginning of the outbreak, the first signs of infection, and the moment the CarnEvil realizes there may be no stopping what has begun.
Scent Profile
🍬 Tart Gummy Candy – Mouth-puckering gummy candy bursting with sharp, sugary fruit sweetness
🍎 Spiced Harvest Musk – Warm harvest spices layered with rich fruit, tonka, and a dark musky finish
🎪 Buttery Fried Dough – Hot, golden fried dough coated in rich buttery sweetness straight from the midway
What's Included
1 × 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and protects with Patient Zero's dangerously addictive carnival-inspired formula
Benefits
Eliminates beard itch at the source by hydrating the skin
Strengthens from root to tip for healthier growth
Locks in moisture to prevent dryness and breakage
Softens coarse hairs for a smooth, touchable beard
Absorbs quickly with no greasy shine
Leaves a tart, spiced carnival fragrance that lingers
Soothes and nourishes the skin beneath the beard
Ingredients & Benefits
Castor Oil – Encourages thicker, stronger growth
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration without heaviness
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes
Argan Oil – Adds shine and smoothness
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture and supports skin health
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended
Fable Inner Circle Exclusive
Patient Zero is an exclusive fragrance created for members of the Fable Inner Circle—a scent that takes you back to the exact moment the infection first entered the CarnEvil.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If Patient Zero doesn't leave your beard feeling healthy, conditioned, and ready to survive the outbreak, we'll make it right—no questions asked.
The first infected.
The beginning of the end.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.
About beard oil
Beard oil keeps beard hair soft and the skin underneath moisturized. Every Fable beard oil comes in a 1 oz bottle and blends five plant oils (castor, coconut, sweet almond, argan and jojoba) with an IFRA-compliant fragrance oil, so your beard carries the character's scent all day.
Want it unscented? The Barkeep has no added fragrance.
How to use it
1. Use 3 to 5 drops after a shower, while your beard is still a little damp.
2. Rub the oil between your palms.
3. Work it through your beard down to the skin, then comb it into place.
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