Pumpkin Eater - Beard Oil - Prize Pumpkin Pie, Creamy Whipped Topping, Toasted Pie Crust

Pumpkin Eater – Beard Oil
Eat to Win. Claim the Prize. Leave No Crumbs.

Prize Pumpkin Pie | Creamy Whipped Topping | Toasted Pie Crust

The Pumpkin Eater Beard Oil is crafted for the man who never backs down from a challenge—or another slice. A legend of the CarnEvil's infamous pumpkin pie eating contest, Pumpkin Eater has devoured his way to victory and claimed the prize year after year. With an endless appetite and a determination to defend his title, every towering pie placed before him is just another chance to prove why he's the undisputed champion of the midway. Pumpkin Eater embodies competitive spirit, carnival excess, and the sweet taste of victory.

Scent Profile

🎃 Prize Pumpkin Pie – Warm spiced pumpkin baked into a rich, prize-winning pie
🍦 Creamy Whipped Topping – Fluffy whipped cream with smooth vanilla sweetness
🥧 Toasted Pie Crust – Golden baked pastry with warm, buttery depth

What's Included

1 × 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and protects with Pumpkin Eater's carnival-inspired formula

Benefits

Eliminates beard itch at the source by hydrating the skin
Strengthens from root to tip for healthier growth
Locks in moisture to prevent dryness and breakage
Softens coarse hairs for a smooth, touchable beard
Absorbs quickly with no greasy shine
Leaves a warm, decadent carnival fragrance that lingers
Soothes and nourishes the skin beneath the beard

Ingredients & Benefits

Castor Oil – Encourages thicker, stronger growth
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration without heaviness
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes
Argan Oil – Adds shine and smoothness
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture and supports skin health
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee

If Pumpkin Eater doesn't leave your beard feeling healthy, conditioned, and ready to defend the title at the CarnEvil, we'll make it right—no questions asked.

Eat to win.
Claim the prize.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.