Rum Runner - Beard Conditioner - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut

🏴☠️🌴 Rum Runner – Beard Conditioner 🌊⚔️

Bay Rum Spices | Tahitian Lime | Fresh Coconut

He doesn’t follow the wind—he commands it. Rum Runner is the spirit of the Caribbean bottled for the bold: a renegade of the tropics, equal parts rebel, rogue, and refined raider. With sun on his face and salt in his beard, he’s a man of charm, chaos, and adventure—never tamed, always remembered.

His scent is his signature—a daring blend of Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, and Fresh Coconut. Spicy, smooth, and sun-drenched, it’s a scent that sails ahead of you, echoing long after you've left the room.

🌺 Scent Profile

Bay Rum Spices – Bold and invigorating, like a toast at a pirate’s table.

Tahitian Lime – Bright and zesty, a spark of citrus on island air.

Fresh Coconut – Creamy and smooth, like the calm between storms.

💪 A Fragrance as Free as the Sea

Rum Runner Beard Conditioner is more than grooming—it’s a ritual for the daring. Crafted with premium ingredients, this conditioner deeply nourishes, softens, and restores your beard while wrapping it in a scent that evokes sun, spice, and untamed horizons.

✅ What’s Included

1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Daily nourishment for a beard that’s smooth, strong, and sailing-ready.

🛡️ Benefits

Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard ready for any voyage.

Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like buried treasure.

Deep Moisturization – Softens and strengthens every strand.

Softens Beard Hairs – For a beard that’s touchable, tamed, and tropically refined.

Long-Lasting Scent – Leaves behind a bold trail of island intrigue.

Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes the skin beneath like cool ocean spray.

🧼 Directions for Use

1️⃣ Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
2️⃣ Let it soak in for 3–5 minutes.
3️⃣ Rinse thoroughly for a beard that smells like freedom.

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits

Water – The foundation of hydration

Aloe Vera – Soothes and calms like an ocean breeze

Cetearyl Alcohol – Softens and smooths for daily control

Coco-Glucoside – Coconut-derived, gentle cleanser

Shea Butter – Deeply moisturizing and tropical by nature

BTMS – Plant-based conditioner for silky results

Xanthan Gum – Adds smooth, consistent texture

Sunflower Oil – Strengthens and revitalizes

Olive Oil – Rich and replenishing, like a seasoned sailor

Avocado Oil – Penetrates deep with lasting hydration

Wheat Germ Oil – Packed with vitamins for healthy growth

Castor Oil – Adds strength and shine

Coconut Oil – Conditions and fits the scent perfectly

Sweet Almond Oil – Gentle hydration and skin support

Argan Oil – Antioxidant-rich and beard-boosting

Jojoba Oil – Balances and nourishes

Silver Dihydrogen Citrate – Natural preservation power

Citric Acid – Balances pH for healthy skin

Lactic Acid – Gently smooths and refines

Tocopherol (Vitamin E) – Repairs and protects

Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and skin-safe, delivering Rum Runner’s unforgettable signature

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee

If Rum Runner doesn’t live up to your legend—or the scent doesn’t carry you to your paradise—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🏴☠️ Sail Fresh. Smell Dangerous. Become the Rum Runner. 🌊
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for beards that lead the adventure.