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Saint Mischief Beard Oil
Oatmeal Cookies, Sweet Honeycomb, Boiled Custard
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Shop the Adventure Pack · $ 29.99The story of Saint Mischief
Saint Mischief – Beard Oil
Sweet Trouble. Cozy Chaos. Saint Mischief Has Arrived.
Oatmeal Cookies | Sweet Honeycomb | Boiled Custard
Saint Mischief Beard Oil tells the tale of Fable's resident pot-stirrer of the holiday season. When the laughter grows too calm and the cocoa has gone a little too cold, Saint Mischief appears, smiling wide, cookie in hand, and ready to stir the holiday pot. Oatmeal cookies bring warm, buttery comfort, sweet honeycomb adds golden, natural sweetness, and boiled custard finishes with a creamy, velvety glow. Saint Mischief embodies good-natured trouble, cozy chaos, and the playful spirit of festive rebellion.
Scent Profile
🍪 Oatmeal Cookies – Warm, buttery oatmeal cookies fresh from the oven
🍯 Sweet Honeycomb – Golden honeycomb with rich, natural sweetness
🍮 Boiled Custard – Creamy, velvety custard with a cozy vanilla finish
What’s Included
1 × 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and protects with Saint Mischief’s mischief-inspired formula
Benefits
Eliminates beard itch at the source by hydrating the skin
Strengthens from root to tip for healthier growth
Locks in moisture to prevent dryness and breakage
Softens coarse hairs for a smooth, touchable beard
Absorbs quickly with no greasy shine
Leaves a warm, cozy holiday fragrance with oatmeal cookies, sweet honeycomb, and boiled custard that lingers
Soothes and nourishes the skin beneath the beard
Ingredients & Benefits
Castor Oil – Encourages thicker, stronger growth
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration without heaviness
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes
Argan Oil – Adds shine and smoothness
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture and supports skin health
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Saint Mischief doesn’t leave your beard feeling healthy, conditioned, and ready for a season of sweet trouble, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.
The holiday pot has been stirred.
Saint Mischief is up to something.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.
About beard oil
Beard oil keeps beard hair soft and the skin underneath moisturized. Every Fable beard oil comes in a 1 oz bottle and blends five plant oils (castor, coconut, sweet almond, argan and jojoba) with an IFRA-compliant fragrance oil, so your beard carries the character's scent all day.
Want it unscented? The Barkeep has no added fragrance.
How to use it
1. Use 3 to 5 drops after a shower, while your beard is still a little damp.
2. Rub the oil between your palms.
3. Work it through your beard down to the skin, then comb it into place.
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