🎅🔥 Saint Mischief – Beard Wash
Fable’s Resident Pot-Stirrer of the Holiday Season
Sweet Chaos. Cozy Mayhem. Cleansing Magic for the Merry and the Naughty.
Oatmeal Cookies | Sweet Honeycomb | Boiled Custard
From the flickering glow of holiday mischief, Saint Mischief emerges—grinning wide and stirring up trouble with every wink. He’s the prankster behind the pudding, the secret smile behind the spiked eggnog, and the one who adds a little too much “spirit” to the festivities. Wherever he goes, laughter follows… along with the unmistakable scent of warm cookies, honeyed sweetness, and creamy boiled custard.
Each wash is a swirl of playful rebellion—cleansing your beard while awakening the festive rogue within. Lather up, stir the pot, and step out smelling like comfort, confidence, and a dash of chaos.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s pure holiday mischief bottled for the bold.
🎄 Scent Profile:
🍪 Oatmeal Cookies – Warm, baked goodness straight from the oven
🍯 Sweet Honeycomb – Golden sweetness with a mischievous gleam
🥛 Boiled Custard – Smooth, creamy comfort with a hint of indulgent cheer
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Wash – A rich, foaming cleanse infused with Saint Mischief’s cozy charm
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Builds resilience through the holiday rush
✔ Deep Cleansing – Washes away the day’s mischief and crumbs of chaos
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Sweet warmth that lingers through every laugh
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth, touchable texture with festive shine
✔ Gentle Yet Powerful – Everyday freshness for every kind of mischief
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Hydration wrapped in creamy comfort
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – The foundation of purity for every merry wash
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-derived cleanser that’s gentle as fresh snow
Xanthan Gum – Rich texture for a smooth, even cleanse
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and hydrates skin beneath the beard
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleansing without stripping natural oils
Citric Acid – Balances pH and enhances shine
Castor Oil – Promotes strength and healthy growth
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes through the season
Coconut Oil – Moisturizing comfort from root to tip
Jojoba Oil – Protects and conditions for lasting softness
Argan Oil – Restores natural luster and life
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, perfectly sweet and playfully festive
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Saint Mischief doesn’t leave your beard fresh, soft, and holiday-ready—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🔥 Lather up. Stir the pot. Smell like the sweetest kind of trouble.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who make the holidays a little more interesting.
