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Saint Mischief Beard Wash

Oatmeal Cookies, Sweet Honeycomb, Boiled Custard

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The story of Saint Mischief

Saint Mischief – Beard Wash
Sweet Trouble. Cozy Chaos. Saint Mischief Has Arrived.

Oatmeal Cookies | Sweet Honeycomb | Boiled Custard

Saint Mischief Beard Wash tells the tale of Fable's resident pot-stirrer of the holiday season. When the laughter grows too calm and the cocoa has gone a little too cold, Saint Mischief appears, smiling wide, cookie in hand, and ready to stir the holiday pot. Oatmeal cookies bring warm, buttery comfort, sweet honeycomb adds golden, natural sweetness, and boiled custard finishes with a creamy, velvety glow. Saint Mischief embodies good-natured trouble, cozy chaos, and the playful spirit of festive rebellion.

Scent Profile
🍪 Oatmeal Cookies – Warm, buttery oatmeal cookies fresh from the oven
🍯 Sweet Honeycomb – Golden honeycomb with rich, natural sweetness
🍮 Boiled Custard – Creamy, velvety custard with a cozy vanilla finish

What’s Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses away dirt, oil, and buildup while nourishing your beard with Saint Mischief’s mischief-inspired formula

Benefits
Gently removes dirt, oil, and daily buildup
Cleanses without stripping away natural moisture
Helps soften coarse beard hair for improved manageability
Supports a cleaner, healthier-looking beard
Refreshes both the beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, hydrated, and revitalized
Infuses your beard with a warm, cozy holiday fragrance of oatmeal cookies, sweet honeycomb, and boiled custard that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Clean, effective base for a refreshing cleanse
Decyl Glucoside – Gentle coconut-derived cleanser that removes dirt and buildup without overdrying
Xanthan Gum – Creates a smooth, even lather for easy application
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and soothes both beard and skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deeply cleanses while remaining gentle on the skin
Citric Acid – Helps balance pH for a healthier-looking, shinier beard
Castor Oil – Strengthens beard hair and supports a fuller appearance
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes for improved manageability
Coconut Oil – Helps lock in moisture and protect against dryness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions beard hair from root to tip while supporting skin health
Argan Oil – Adds natural luster, softness, and smoothness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Saint Mischief doesn’t leave your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and ready for a season of sweet trouble, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.

The holiday pot has been stirred.
Saint Mischief is up to something.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.

About beard wash

Beard wash is a shampoo made for your beard and the skin under it. Fable beard washes come in 8 oz bottles and are sulfate-free, with aloe and five plant oils, scented to match the character's beard oil and balm.

How to use it

1. Wet your beard and work a small amount into a lather.

2. Massage it down to the skin, then rinse well.

3. Follow with beard conditioner and beard oil.

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