Snippy - Beard Oil - Twisted Funnel Cake, Fresh Buttered Popcorn, Dripping Caramel Apples

🎪 Snippy – Beard Oil

Carnival Terror. Sweet Temptation. Shears in the Shadows.

Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples

In the flicker of carnival lights and the hush before the laughter dies, Snippy arrives. His grin is wide, his shears are sharp, and his scent is a wicked blend of twisted funnel cake, warm buttered popcorn, and sticky caramel apples dripping with menace. Sweet, playful, and dark all at once—Snippy doesn’t just perform, he stalks, leaving a trail of sweetness laced with fear.

This isn’t just beard oil—it’s chaos bottled for your beard. Designed to soften, hydrate, and strengthen, while carrying the sinister sweetness of the carnival wherever you go.

🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sugar and danger spun together
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, salty temptation from the midway
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness with a sinister edge

🧴 What’s Included:
1 x 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and strengthens with Snippy’s carnival chaos

🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard from Root to Tip – Growth fortified under the clown’s gaze
✔ Locks in Moisture – Lasting hydration with every drop
✔ Deep Conditioning – Healthier, fuller beard texture
✔ Softens & Tames – Brings control to even the wildest beards
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Sweet carnival chaos that lingers
✔ Soothes Skin Beneath – Gentle comfort, even in the funhouse

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Strengthens and promotes resilience
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration that absorbs quickly
Sweet Almond Oil – Softness and shine powered by vitamins
Argan Oil – Restores elasticity and prevents dryness
Jojoba Oil – Balances oils and smooths beard texture
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, twisted carnival sweetness

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn’t soften, hydrate, and leave your beard marked by carnival chaos—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

🎪 Step into the big top. Smell the sweetness. Fear the shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare.