The Crooked - Beard Oil - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai

🌀 The Crooked – Beard Oil

Twisted Charm. Sweet Temptation. A Whisper from the Attic.

Caramel Custard | Cinnamon Pears | Twisted Spiced Chai

When the floorboards creak and shadows stretch long, The Crooked awakens—his grin slanted, his scent wickedly inviting. The air thickens with the creamy warmth of caramel custard, the spiced sweetness of cinnamon pears, and a curl of twisted spiced chai that lingers like a dangerous secret. Smooth, indulgent, and unmistakably dark, this fragrance clings to your beard with sinful allure.

This isn’t just beard oil—it’s temptation in a bottle. Hydrate, strengthen, and awaken your beard with a scent that twists sweetness into something far more enticing.

🌀 Scent Profile:
🍮 Caramel Custard – Buttery indulgence wrapped in warm sweetness
🍐 Cinnamon Pears – Spiced orchard temptation with a golden glow
☕ Twisted Spiced Chai – Creamy spice brewed with a hint of danger

🧴 What’s Included:
1 x 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and strengthens with The Crooked’s darkly sweet warmth

🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens from Root to Tip – Revives and fortifies every strand
✔ Locks in Moisture – Deep hydration for lasting softness
✔ Deep Conditioning – Promotes healthy, full beard growth
✔ Softens & Tames – Silky control for unruly beards
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Sweet spice that lingers like mischief
✔ Soothes Skin Beneath – Comfort that balances and restores

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Strengthens and promotes growth naturally
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration with a smooth finish
Sweet Almond Oil – Rich in vitamins for shine and softness
Argan Oil – Restores elasticity and prevents dryness
Jojoba Oil – Balances and conditions for a flawless feel
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, darkly sweet, and perfectly wicked

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Crooked doesn’t soften, hydrate, and twist your senses with his sweet menace—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

🌀 Rise from the quiet. Twist the tale. Wear the scent of sin and spice.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who smile in the shadows.