Fable Beard Co.
The Dutchman - Beard Oil - Open Sea, Dark Oak Planks, Ghastly Lime & Coconut, Haunting Musk
The Dutchman - Beard Oil - Open Sea, Dark Oak Planks, Ghastly Lime & Coconut, Haunting Musk
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Embark on a spooky adventure with The Dutchman, a beard oil that captures the essence of haunted seas and ghostly strength. Once known as Captain Crimson, a fearless commander of the open sea, he has been transformed by the Warlock’s curse into The Dutchman—a ghastly figure bound to the depths of haunted waters. Imagine yourself aboard a spectral ship, the scent of dark oak planks blending with the sharpness of lime, softened by coconut, and the unsettling undertone of haunting musk surrounding you.
Scent Profile:
- Open Sea: Immerse yourself in the eerie, vast scent of the open sea, a fragrance that evokes the spirit of ghostly voyages and cursed waters.
- Dark Oak Planks: Experience the deep and robust qualities of dark oak planks, adding a touch of haunted elegance to your grooming routine.
- Ghastly Lime & Coconut: Revel in the sharp and eerie aroma of lime softened by coconut, a scent that symbolizes The Dutchman’s cursed existence, perfectly complementing your daily rituals.
- Haunting Musk: Enjoy the complex, ghostly fragrance of haunting musk, enhancing the dark mystery of this unique blend.
The Dutchman is more than just a scent; it's an invitation to embrace the eerie spirit of a cursed mariner. Cursed by the Warlock's spell, Captain Crimson's once noble command of the seas has turned into a spectral legend. Crafted with premium ingredients, this unique blend not only tames and conditions your beard but also transports you to a world of ghostly mystery and timeless strength.
Whether you're envisioning haunted voyages or simply looking to add a touch of eerie charm to your daily routine, The Dutchman is your perfect companion. Unleash the ghostly spirit of Captain Crimson's transformation with Fable Beard Co.'s The Dutchman and let your beard journey begin.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Ensures a healthy, robust beard.
- Seals in Moisture: Prevents beard itch by locking in moisture.
- Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deep within the follicle, allowing optimal growth conditions.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and management.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling great throughout the toughest days.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports better beard growth.
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
💧 Dropper Top
Ingredients:
- Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega-6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant and beard protector.
- Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, high in vitamin E.
- Jojoba Oil: Promotes beard strength and is rich in vitamins and minerals.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance you purchased just isn't for you, we'll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked.
This has become my go to everyday wearer. The green apple comes through nicely and isn't overpowering. I will have to stick up on this before it's gone.
Willlbe re-ordering this one. Strong lordship scent of lime and creamy coconut once subsides you get more notes the woodsy ocean smells along with the coconut lime. Wouldn’t mind this one staying permanently
Meh
Scent profile phenomenal don’t miss out on Dutchman you’ll regret I’m grabbing three more
Very invigorating and refreshing . Another great beard oil ‼️
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
FAQ
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Why do I need anything for my beard at all?
Maybe you’re thinking, “I don’t need anything for my beard,” but beards shouldn't be itchy, dandruffy, or, let's be honest, simply lackluster.
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Am I manly enough for beard care?
Yes. It’s a worthwhile sidequest to invest in a little daily routine just for you! As an additional plus, we often hear, “I love it, but she loves it more.”
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Will this make my beard less sparse or spotty?
Maybe in the past, you were promised a Rapunzel length beard and got scammed. Don’t worry, snake oil isn’t on our offering list. Frankly that’s a false promise 99% of the time you see it. But, your beard will look fuller, be moisturized for easier combing & cleaning, and smell incredible for hours.
Here’s a quick rundown of what makes our potions extraordinary:
AII-Natural Alchemy
Crafted from cold-pressed oils, our elixirs work in harmony with your beard, imbuing it with vitality and strength!
Brewed in the USA
Yep, every drop is all American-made right here, where freedom and beards go hand in hand!
Phthalate Houdini
Our potions are untainted by harmful phthalates, ensuring your beard remains pure and untarnished!
Scent Swagger
Our scents linger for 8-10 hours, making sure you smell as
legendary as your beard looks. Some call it sorcery!
THE WIZARDS PROMISE
As the Wizard behind our small brand – I care deeply about our customers
No matter where in your beard journey you're at. If you’re not smell struck with Fable Beard Co, contact us within 90 days of purchase and we’ll work some magic to make it right!
Ingredients
Beard Oil
- Castor Oil - High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil - Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage
- Sweet Almond Oil -Sealant and beard protector
- Argan Oil - Anti-Oxidant, UV Protector, High in Vitamin E
- Jojoba Oil - Promotes beard strength and rich in vitamins and mineral
- Skin Safe Fragrance Oil - Meets all IFRA Safety Standards
BEWARE!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our enchanted elixirs don’t stay on the shelves for long (especially if they’re a limited edition!). Time’s ticking, and your beard deserves to experience the magic. Don’t be the guy who waits too long, only to find out it’s all gone!
