The Gut - Beard Butter - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

🍽️🔥 The Gut – Beard Butter
Kitchen-Born. Fire-Forged. Seasoned with Madness.

Savory Herbs | Smokey Bonfire | Black Peppercorn

He doesn’t come out for fresh air—he brings the smoke with him. Grease-stained apron, butcher’s blade in tow, and a stomach-mouth that grins when it smells fear. The Gut is the twisted soul of the mess hall, and his scent? A nightmare blend of charred spice, herb rot, and blackened heat.

This beard butter isn’t just for conditioning—it’s for survival. Thick, hydrating, and hauntingly fragrant, it wraps your beard in a layer of protection as bold and unsettling as the creature behind the counter.

🩸 Scent Profile:

Savory Herbs – Green, sharp, and earthy, like a cursed kitchen's secret stash
Smokey Bonfire – Heavy, scorched smoke clinging to everything it touches
Black Peppercorn – Cracked heat that bites and lingers

🔥 A Fragrance That Haunts and Holds

The Gut Beard Butter is whipped with five elite butters and infused with a twisted blend of oils to deliver deep hydration, soft control, and a scent that clings like kitchen fire on a soul.

💪 Benefits:

✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Reinforces follicles against heat, horror, and hunger
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks hydration deep like meat in a smokehouse
✔ Deep Conditioning – Restores softness to the most beastly beard
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Tames even the wildest whiskers from the under-kitchen
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Stays with you long after the last bell tolls
✔ Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes your face even after a long day of slicing and seasoning

🧴 What’s Included:

Beard Butter (4 oz) – A whipped, nutrient-rich formula that hydrates, softens, and cloaks your beard in savory nightmare fuel

🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:

Cocoa Butter – Rich hydration with a smoky edge
Shea Butter – Softens like a lullaby from the walk-in freezer
Mango Butter – Adds sheen with a sinister gloss
Kokum Butter – Holds your style through fire and fright
Illipe Nut Butter – Moisture-locking strength from the heart of the heat

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If The Gut doesn’t transform your beard—or the scent doesn’t stick like smoke in your clothes—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked. No return trip to the mess hall required.

🍽️ Smell Like Smoke. Soften Like Sorrow. Become The Gut.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for culinary creeps, midnight meat men, and beard-wearing beasts of the back kitchen.