The Gut - Beard Oil - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

🍖🔥 The Gut – Beard Oil
Born in the Kitchen. Cooked in Chaos. Seasoned with Smoke and Sin.

Savory Herbs | Smokey Bonfire | Black Peppercorn

He’s not just the cook—he’s the curse. A walking feast of fire and spice, The Gut leaves a scent trail of scorched herbs and peppered heat. His mouth may be on his stomach, but his presence speaks loud enough—bold, unsettling, and strangely addictive.

This isn’t just beard oil—it’s a recipe gone wrong in all the right ways. A rich, smoky conditioning blend for beards brave enough to handle the heat of the line and the lore of the mess hall.

🍲 Scent Profile:

Savory Herbs – Sharp and earthy, like a spice rack left too long in the flame
Smokey Bonfire – Thick and haunting, like grease smoke rising from forbidden feasts
Black Peppercorn – Cracked and spicy, the bite that never fades

🧴 What’s Included:

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate, soften, and scent your beard with kitchen-born chaos

🔥 Benefits:

✔ Strengthens Beard from Root to Tip – Survives the heat, thrives in the horror
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks hydration in like a cellar door
✔ Deep Conditioning – For beards battered by flame and frights
✔ Softens and Tames – Makes even monstrous manes manageable
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Stays with you like the memory of a cursed meal
✔ Soothes Skin Beneath – Gentle enough for the damned

⚗️ Ingredients:

Castor Oil – Fortifies your beard like a steel-wrought skillet
Coconut Oil – Adds sinister shine and softness
Sweet Almond Oil – Deep hydration for hardened chefs
Argan Oil – Restores like a midnight marinade
Jojoba Oil – Balances and conditions through the chaos
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, skin-safe, and hauntingly herbaceous

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If The Gut doesn’t bring your beard to life—or the scent doesn’t remind you of something cooked in a nightmare—we’ll replace it. No flame, no foul.

🍖 Smell Like Smoke. Cook Up Chaos. Become The Gut.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for back-kitchen beasts, haunted chefs, and legends of the lunchline.