Fable Beard Co.
The Hatchet - Beard Oil - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
The Hatchet - Beard Oil - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🪓🌲 The Hatchet – Beard Oil
Born in Smoke. Raised by Silence. Feared by the Pines.
Mountain Resin | Dried Fir Needles | Smoldering Embers
He vanished into the bayou one storm-split night—hatchet in hand, vengeance in his veins. The townsfolk still speak his name in hushed tones. They say he’s part myth, part man, all terror. And when the trees start to crack and the wind smells of fire and sap… he’s near.
The Hatchet lives in legend—and now in scent.
This is no ordinary beard oil. It’s the echo of footfalls on mossy trails, the sharp bite of pine air, and the smoky stillness after something unspeakable. A rugged blend of mountain resin, bone-dry fir needles, and the low burn of lingering embers—built for beards that walk alone.
🔪 Scent Profile
Mountain Resin – Thick, sticky sap with the bite of highland pine
Dried Fir Needles – Crisp and cold, like the forest floor left undisturbed too long
Smoldering Embers – A whisper of something burned—and buried—in the brush
🧴 What’s Included
Beard Oil (1 oz) – Condition and hydrate your beard with the dark resolve of The Hatchet.
🔥 Benefits
✔ Strengthens Beard from Root to Edge – For beards as unforgiving as the forest
✔ Seals in Moisture – Like bark sealing over an old wound
✔ Deep Conditioning – Nourishes like the stillness before the storm
✔ Softens and Tames – Makes even wild growth kneel
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like fear after a campfire tale
✔ Soothes Skin Beneath – Gentle on the flesh, deadly in presence
⚗️ Ingredients
Castor Oil – Strengthens like sinew bound by vengeance
Coconut Oil – Adds sheen like mist rising off swamp water
Sweet Almond Oil – Deep hydration that cuts through the wild
Argan Oil – Restorative power pulled from the ashes
Jojoba Oil – Brings balance where chaos once reigned
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, skin-safe, and unmistakably monstrous
🪓 Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Hatchet doesn’t strike true—or the scent doesn’t awaken something primal—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.
🌲 Smell the Woods. Hear the Whisper. Become The Hatchet.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the cursed shadows of the southern pines.
Lives up to its name. Great fragrance.
Awesome scent! Could still catch smells after an 8-hour work day






