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The Lunatic Beard Oil
Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices
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Shop the Adventure Pack · $ 29.99The story of The Lunatic
🧠🌀 The Lunatic – Beard Oil
Unshackled. Unhinged. Unforgettable.
Tonka Bean | Vanilla Mist | Warm Spices
He didn’t escape the Institute. He was the Institute’s warning. The Lunatic roams with a manic grin and a scent that lingers long after the doors slam shut. Sweet Tonka Bean, cloaked in soft Vanilla Mist, and lit by the flicker of Warm Spices—it’s madness bottled into mesmerizing control.
This isn’t just beard oil—it’s mental mayhem softened into smooth hydration. Built for beards that break rules, boundaries, and expectations.
🧠 Scent Profile:
Tonka Bean – Dark and sweet, with hints of obsession
Vanilla Mist – A soothing swirl that hides the storm
Warm Spices – Spiked intensity with an unsettling allure
🧴 What’s Included:
1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and haunts your beard with unrelenting style
🔥 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard from Root to Tip – Fortifies like a mind bent but unbroken
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like a padded room
✔ Deep Conditioning – Feeds your beard through the madness
✔ Softens and Tames – Even the most feral facial hair submits
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like voices you’re not sure are real
✔ Soothes Skin Beneath – No flakes, no itch, just eerie calm
⚗️ Ingredients:
Castor Oil – Builds strength with a touch of unsettling shine
Coconut Oil – Moisturizes with tropical madness
Sweet Almond Oil – Deep nourishment with a deceptively sweet finish
Argan Oil – Restores like clarity in the chaos
Jojoba Oil – Balances like sanity on the brink
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and dangerously addictive
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Lunatic doesn’t leave your beard smooth, healthy, and a little haunted—we’ll replace it. No restraints required.
🌀 Smell Like Madness. Tame the Chaos. Embrace The Lunatic.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the minds that wander... and the beards that follow.
About beard oil
Beard oil keeps beard hair soft and the skin underneath moisturized. Every Fable beard oil comes in a 1 oz bottle and blends five plant oils (castor, coconut, sweet almond, argan and jojoba) with an IFRA-compliant fragrance oil, so your beard carries the character's scent all day.
Want it unscented? The Barkeep has no added fragrance.
How to use it
1. Use 3 to 5 drops after a shower, while your beard is still a little damp.
2. Rub the oil between your palms.
3. Work it through your beard down to the skin, then comb it into place.
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