🪡🎭 The Marionette – Beard Wash
Sinister Shine. Puppet-Made. Dangerously Smooth.
Warm Mulled Cider | Splintered Mahogany | Velvet Pipe Smoke
When the lights dim and the music begins to play, The Marionette takes center stage—his strings tangled, his smile carved deep, his scent unforgettable. A creation of The Dollmaker, now free to twist the world into his own chaotic ballet. His blend? Spiced cider steeped in warmth, mahogany splintered by madness, and a whisper of velvet pipe smoke that haunts the air like an unfinished lullaby.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s a curtain call in a bottle. Made for daily rituals, eerie elegance, and beards that dance on the edge of control.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
Warm Mulled Cider – Cozy and spiced, like comfort with a sinister grin
Splintered Mahogany – Sharp and dark, like the Dollmaker’s favorite tools
Velvet Pipe Smoke – Smooth and smoky, like secrets told under stage lights
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8oz Beard Wash – A rich, foaming cleanse for beards caught in chaos and stringwork
🪚 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Built for twisted moves and sharp turns
✔ Deep Hydration – Washes away the dust of forgotten performances
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Lingers like applause in an empty room
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Tames every strand into place, like a well-trained marionette
✔ Gentle Yet Potent – Strong enough to break strings, soft enough to soothe
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Because every puppet needs a little care
🧪 Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – Still as a doll’s painted eyes
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-based and clean with a hint of rebellion
Xanthan Gum – Stabilizes your style (and your strings)
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms the chaos under your beard
Lauryl Betaine – Cleanses without cracking the porcelain mask
Citric Acid – Keeps your balance even when the stage tilts
Castor Oil – Adds a glossy finish to your every twisted turn
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens with a whisper of charm
Coconut Oil – Hydrates like warm cider on a cold stage
Jojoba Oil – Conditions for the encore
Argan Oil – Restores like a master’s final touch
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and wickedly irresistible
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Marionette doesn’t leave your beard cleansed, softened, and spellbound—we’ll replace it. No strings attached.
🩰 Smell the Chaos. Wash the Curse. Dance with The Marionette.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the possessed, the performers, and the beards that never truly rest.
