The Rat King - Basic Beard Care Kit

The Rat King: Victor of the Christmas Battlefield

For far too long, The Nutcracker has triumphed in their holiday duels. But this year, it’s The Rat King’s turn to reign victorious. A cunning strategist and fearless leader, The Rat King brings his own brand of festive power to the battlefield, ready to claim the crown of Christmas. His presence is bold, indulgent, and unforgettable, wrapped in the irresistible aroma of Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, and Warm Icing—a scent as rich and commanding as the king himself.

Scent Profile

• Creamy Egg Nog: Smooth and indulgent, capturing the essence of festive delight.
• Cinnamon Spice Cake: Warm and comforting, with a touch of holiday spice.
• Brandy Splash: Bold and sophisticated, adding a hint of holiday spirit.
• Warm Icing: Sweet and luscious, the perfect finishing touch of decadence.

Crafted with premium, all-natural ingredients, The Rat King nourishes, hydrates, and styles your beard while wrapping you in a fragrance as rich and victorious as the king’s own legacy.

What’s Inside
Tailor your beard care with The Rat King’s signature festive blend:

✔️ 1 oz Beard Oil: Hydrate and condition for a softer, healthier beard.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.

✔️ Choose One:

• 4 oz Beard Butter: Deeply conditions, reduces itch, and offers light styling.
  Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
• 2 oz Beard Balm: Provides firmer hold for taming unruly beards.
  Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.

Why Choose Fable Beard Co?
🌟 Complete Beard Care: Hydration, styling, and grooming in one.
🌿 Premium Ingredients: All-natural, chemical-free formulas.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA: Quality craftsmanship.
👃🏻 Long-Lasting Scent: 8-10 hours of festive indulgence.

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Rat King’s triumphant spirit doesn’t inspire you, we’ll exchange it—no questions asked.

Claim the Throne
Step into the power, boldness, and determination of The Rat King. Let your beard reflect the spirit of Boron’s victorious Christmas conqueror, and keep your grooming as commanding as your rule.