The Rat King - Beard Conditioner - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing

The Rat King: Victor of Christmas Night

For far too long, The Nutcracker has emerged victorious, but this year, The Rat King steps from the shadows to claim his rightful triumph. With a cunning mind and unmatched determination, The Rat King moves through the festive season, leaving a trail of indulgent and commanding aromas. By the time the rich notes of Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, and Warm Icing fill the air, the battle has already been won.

Scent Profile:

• Creamy Egg Nog: Smooth and velvety, evoking warm holiday gatherings.
• Cinnamon Spice Cake: Sweet and spiced, capturing the festive joy of holiday treats.
• Brandy Splash: Bold and spirited, adding an air of celebration.
• Warm Icing: Sweet and decadent, the perfect finish to a victorious feast.

The Rat King isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a declaration of power, ambition, and festive indulgence. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard conditioner nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as bold and captivating as the king himself.

What’s Included:
✔️ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner: Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.

Benefits:

• Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard robust and nourished.
• Seals in Moisture: Locks in hydration, preventing dryness and irritation.
• Deep Moisturization: Nourishes for optimal growth and smoothness.
• Softens Beard Hairs: Ensures easy styling and a polished finish.
• Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling bold and festive all day.
• Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes irritation, promoting healthier growth.

The Wizard's Promise:

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Directions:

1. Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
2. Wait 5 minutes.
3. Rinse for a clean, refreshed beard.

Ingredients & Benefits:

• Water: Essential for hydration.
• Aloe Vera: Soothes irritation and repairs damaged skin.
• Cetearyl Alcohol: Softens hair and heals dry skin.
• Coco-Glucoside: Gentle, coconut-derived cleanser.
• Shea Butter: Moisturizes and promotes collagen production.
• BTMS: Plant-based conditioning agent.
• Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener.
• Sunflower Oil: Rich in fatty acids, deeply nourishing.
• Olive Oil: Moisturizes and prevents irritation.
• Avocado Oil: Deeply moisturizing, rich in oleic acid.
• Wheat Germ Oil: Encourages growth with Vitamin B.
• Castor Oil: Conditions and adds shine.
• Coconut Oil: Softens and prevents breakage.
• Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a protective sealant.
• Argan Oil: Rich in Vitamin E, offering antioxidant protection.
• Jojoba Oil: Strengthens and fortifies beard hair.
• Silver Dihydrogen Citrate: Natural antimicrobial preservative.
• Citric Acid: pH balancer for gentle care.
• Lactic Acid: Preserves and smooths hair.
• Tocopherol: Vitamin E for added nourishment.
• Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If the power and indulgence of The Rat King don’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

Embrace the Victory:
Celebrate the cunning, ambition, and triumph of The Rat King. Let your beard reflect the spirit of Boron’s boldest contender and savor the sweet taste of victory this holiday season.