Fable Beard Co.
The Rat King - Beard Oil - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing
The Rat King - Beard Oil - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing
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The Rat King: Challenger of Christmas Triumph
Far too long has The Nutcracker claimed victory, but this season, The Rat King steps boldly from the shadows to seize his rightful triumph. Cunning, relentless, and determined, The Rat King commands the festive battleground with an indulgent and commanding presence. By the time the decadent notes of Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, and Warm Icing fill the air, the game is already won.
Scent Profile:
- Creamy Egg Nog: Smooth and velvety, evoking the rich indulgence of holiday gatherings.
- Cinnamon Spice Cake: Sweet and spiced, capturing the warmth of festive treats.
- Brandy Splash: Bold and spirited, adding a celebratory kick.
- Warm Icing: Decadent and sugary, the finishing touch to sweet victory.
The Rat King isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embrace ambition, determination, and the spirit of festive competition. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard oil nourishes and revitalizes your beard, surrounding you with a scent as commanding and enduring as the king himself.
What’s Included:
✔️ 1 oz Beard Oil: Hydrate and condition your beard with The Rat King’s decadent signature blend.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard resilient and nourished.
- Seals in Moisture: Prevents dryness, locking in hydration for long-lasting softness.
- Deep Moisturization: Conditions from within for optimal growth and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Ensures easy styling and a polished appearance.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling bold and victorious all day.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes irritation, supporting healthy growth beneath your beard.
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
💧 Dropper Top for easy application
Ingredients:
- Castor Oil: Rich in vitamin E, perfect for conditioning and strength.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine and softness while preventing breakage.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant, protecting and nourishing your beard.
- Argan Oil: Antioxidant and UV protector, offering softness and resilience.
- Jojoba Oil: Packed with essential nutrients for optimal growth.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering The Rat King’s bold and indulgent essence.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If the ambition and indulgence of The Rat King don’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Embrace the Triumph:
Celebrate the cunning, ambition, and festive power of The Rat King. Let your beard reflect the spirit of Boron’s determined challenger and revel in the sweet taste of victory this holiday season.
The Rat King is one of most amazing Holiday scents I have tried to this date and ties with my absolute favorite Krampus! I’d never thought I say that. Krampus has always been my absolute favorite holiday scent however I think now the Rat King is a Very close number 2! Absolutly love this seasonal spiced eggnog scent!!! I’m going to be getting more of this one before it’s gone!!!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
FAQ
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Why do I need anything for my beard at all?
Maybe you’re thinking, “I don’t need anything for my beard,” but beards shouldn't be itchy, dandruffy, or, let's be honest, simply lackluster.
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Am I manly enough for beard care?
Yes. It’s a worthwhile sidequest to invest in a little daily routine just for you! As an additional plus, we often hear, “I love it, but she loves it more.”
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Will this make my beard less sparse or spotty?
Maybe in the past, you were promised a Rapunzel length beard and got scammed. Don’t worry, snake oil isn’t on our offering list. Frankly that’s a false promise 99% of the time you see it. But, your beard will look fuller, be moisturized for easier combing & cleaning, and smell incredible for hours.
Here’s a quick rundown of what makes our potions extraordinary:
AII-Natural Alchemy
Crafted from cold-pressed oils, our elixirs work in harmony with your beard, imbuing it with vitality and strength!
Brewed in the USA
Yep, every drop is all American-made right here, where freedom and beards go hand in hand!
Phthalate Houdini
Our potions are untainted by harmful phthalates, ensuring your beard remains pure and untarnished!
Scent Swagger
Our scents linger for 8-10 hours, making sure you smell as
legendary as your beard looks. Some call it sorcery!
THE WIZARDS PROMISE
As the Wizard behind our small brand – I care deeply about our customers
No matter where in your beard journey you're at. If you’re not smell struck with Fable Beard Co, contact us within 90 days of purchase and we’ll work some magic to make it right!
Ingredients
Beard Oil
- Castor Oil - High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil - Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage
- Sweet Almond Oil -Sealant and beard protector
- Argan Oil - Anti-Oxidant, UV Protector, High in Vitamin E
- Jojoba Oil - Promotes beard strength and rich in vitamins and mineral
- Skin Safe Fragrance Oil - Meets all IFRA Safety Standards
BEWARE!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our enchanted elixirs don’t stay on the shelves for long (especially if they’re a limited edition!). Time’s ticking, and your beard deserves to experience the magic. Don’t be the guy who waits too long, only to find out it’s all gone!
