The Rat King - Beard Wash - Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, Warm Icing

The Rat King: Ruler of Holiday Rebellion

For too long, The Nutcracker has claimed victory, but this year, The Rat King rises to seize his triumph. In the quiet of winter’s embrace, he moves with cunning and determination, commanding the festive season with boldness. As the rich notes of Creamy Egg Nog, Cinnamon Spice Cake, Brandy Splash, and Warm Icing fill the air, the spirit of rebellion and indulgence is undeniable. Victory, this time, belongs to The Rat King.

Scent Profile:

• Creamy Egg Nog: Smooth and velvety, capturing the richness of the season.
• Cinnamon Spice Cake: Warm and spiced, evoking the coziness of holiday treats.
• Brandy Splash: Bold and spirited, adding a festive edge.
• Warm Icing: Sweet and decadent, the crowning touch of holiday indulgence.

The Rat King isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embrace ambition, cunning, and holiday delight. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard wash cleanses and revitalizes your beard, leaving you with a scent as bold and enduring as The Rat King himself.

Whether plotting victory or savoring the holiday spirit, The Rat King is your ultimate grooming companion. Let your beard journey reflect the determination and indulgence of Boron’s holiday rebel.

Directions:

• Shake well and apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
• Lather.
• Rinse for a soft, clean beard.
• Repeat for an exceptionally refreshed and invigorated clean.

Benefits:

• Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard resilient and nourished.
• Seals in Moisture: Locks in hydration, preventing dryness and itchiness.
• Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deeply for optimal growth.
• Softens Beard Hairs: Ensures easy styling and manageability.
• Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling bold and festive all day.
• Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes irritation and supports healthy beard growth.

What’s Included:
✔️ Beard Wash (8 oz): Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.

The Wizard's Promise:

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Ingredients & Benefits:

• Water: Essential for hydration and blending.
• Decyl Glucoside: Gentle, coconut-derived cleanser that maintains natural oils.
• Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener for smooth consistency.
• Aloe Vera Powder: Soothes irritation and supports skin health.
• Lauryl Betaine: Mild surfactant creating a rich lather for effective cleansing.
• Citric Acid: pH balancer for gentle care of skin and hair.
• Castor Oil: Conditions and strengthens with vitamin E and omega-6.
• Sweet Almond Oil: Seals in moisture and provides nourishment.
• Coconut Oil: Adds shine and softness, preventing breakage.
• Jojoba Oil: Deeply moisturizes and strengthens beard hairs.
• Argan Oil: Antioxidant protection, adding shine and softness.
• Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards, delivering The Rat King’s bold and indulgent essence.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If the ambition and festive allure of The Rat King don’t inspire you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

Embrace the Triumph:
Step into the boldness, cunning, and holiday magic of The Rat King. Let your beard reflect the determination and spirit of Boron’s festive ruler, and claim your victory this season.