Fable Beard Co.
The Slasher - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
The Slasher - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
The Slasher steps out from the shadows, bringing with him an aura of fear and relentless pursuit. This beard conditioner captures the chilling essence of a hunter stalking his prey through dark forests and foggy streets. Once a man of control, The Slasher now roams the night, driven by an unquenchable thirst for the hunt. Imagine yourself surrounded by the sharp notes of spiced rum and smoldering citrus, grounded by earthy wood and a sinister hint of cinnamon.
Scent Profile:
- Spiced Rum: Feel the warmth of rich spiced rum, giving your grooming routine an edge of dark indulgence.
- Smoldering Citrus: Experience the sharp, smoky bite of citrus, cutting through the night air with a haunting presence.
- Splintered Wood: The raw and rugged scent of splintered wood evokes the feeling of a chase through the deep, dark forest.
- Sinister Cinnamon: A spicy, unsettling finish that lingers, hinting at The Slasher’s next move.
The Slasher is more than just a scent—it's a call to embrace the thrill of the chase and the mystery that lies in the shadows. Crafted with premium ingredients, this blend not only tames and conditions your beard but also envelops you in an air of suspense and timeless strength.
Whether you're embracing the thrill of the night or adding a touch of edge to your daily routine, The Slasher is your perfect companion. Unleash the relentless and captivating spirit of The Slasher with Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner, and let your beard journey take a thrilling twist.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Ensures a strong, well-nourished beard.
- Seals in Moisture: Prevents beard itch by locking in hydration.
- Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deep within the follicle, promoting optimal growth conditions.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and management.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling great throughout even the darkest days.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports better beard growth.
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Directions:
- Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
- Wait 5 minutes.
- Rinse for a clean, soft beard!
Ingredients/Benefits:
- Water: Essential for life.
- Aloe Vera: Prevents skin irritation and repairs dead skin cells.
- Cetearyl Alcohol: Softens hair and heals dry skin.
- Coco-Glucoside: Natural hair and skin cleanser derived from coconut.
- Shea Butter: Moisturizes hair, boosts collagen, and aids cell regeneration.
- BTMS: Plant-derived conditioning agent.
- Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener.
- Sunflower Oil: High in fatty acids, deeply nourishing.
- Olive Oil: Moisturizes hair and prevents skin irritation.
- Avocado Oil: Rich in oleic acid, a moisturizing hair penetrator.
- Wheat Germ Oil: Promotes growth with its Vitamin B content.
- Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega-6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and prevents breakage.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Sealant and beard protector.
- Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, rich in Vitamin E.
- Jojoba Oil: Strengthens beards with vitamins and minerals.
- Silver Dihydrogen Citrate: Antimicrobial preservative.
- Citric Acid: Natural pH balancer.
- Lactic Acid: Natural preservative.
- Tocopherol: Vitamin E.
- Decyl Glucoside: Mild surfactant.
- Lauryl Betaine: Natural mild surfactant.
- Benzoic Acid: Natural stabilizer.
- Dehydroacetic Acid: Natural preservative.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets all IFRA standards.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance you purchased just isn’t for you, we’ll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked.




