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The Surgeon - Beard Oil - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood

The Surgeon - Beard Oil - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood

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The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

šŸ’Æ Free of damaging phthalates

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Made in the USA

šŸ‘ƒšŸ» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

šŸ—”ļøāš” The Surgeon – Beard Oil
Cold Precision. Sterile Sting. Cursed Shadows.

Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood

Once, he was a man of medicine, trusted to heal—but obsession rotted his oath. His glove of knives and needles carved not cures, but horrors. Death could not dull his instruments. In eternity, The Surgeon continues his work, each drop of oil carrying the bitter bite of black tea leaves, the clinical sting of sterile lemon tincture, and the heavy dread of cursed amberwood. Comfort dissected. Warmth sterilized. Humanity stripped away.

This isn’t just beard oil—it’s bottled precision, crafted for those whose beards carry the mark of the blade.

🪚 Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Dark austerity, bitter clarity from the scalpel’s edge
Sterile Lemon Tincture – Sharp, clinical sting that cuts clean
Cursed Amberwood – Resinous dread binding the soul to the table

🧓 What’s Included:
1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and styles your beard with the Surgeon’s cold ritual

🪚 Benefits:
āœ” Strengthens Beard from Root to Tip – Reinforced with surgical precision
āœ” Seals in Moisture – Lasting hydration that endures the cut
āœ” Deep Conditioning – Promotes stronger, healthier growth
āœ” Softens & Tames – Sharp control over unruly beards
āœ” Long-Lasting Scent – Sterile and haunting all day
āœ” Soothes Skin Beneath – Cold comfort beneath the blade

āš—ļø Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Adds thickness and resilience like sutures pulling tight
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration, smooth as a surgeon’s hand
Sweet Almond Oil – Rich in vitamins, softens before the incision
Argan Oil – Restores elasticity, mending what was torn
Jojoba Oil – Balances natural oils, stabilizing beneath the scar
Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant) – Sterile, sinister, and unrelenting

šŸ›”ļø Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Surgeon doesn’t carve precision into your beard with strength, scent, and endurance—we’ll release you. No questions asked.

šŸ—”ļø Step Into His Operating Room. Feel the Cut. Wear The Surgeon.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the scarred, the relentless, and the beards that bear the blade.

    Customer Reviews

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    EP (Las Vegas, US)
    Citrus and spice

    Very citrus forward, not lemony like refresher more of a general citrus smell. The amber wood and black tea give it an interesting smell, tones of sweet with sort of English breakfast teas smell. Very unique change from the sweeter pumpkin, apple and sugar smells for the winter.

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    Jereme (Des Moines, US)
    Good Scent

    The scent is good overall, but is a bit strong on the lemon, but otherwise good.

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    Scott Elliston (Bellingham, US)
    Another Win

    Another amazing scent.

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    Aaron Clabo (Knoxville, US)
    Solid scent

    Not my favorite scent, but a decent one for a beard wash. The oil/butter I will rarely use though

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